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  • Coachman140
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Apr 2011
    • 1

    Jump!

    What up everyone
  • Sarge's Little Helper
    Commando
    • Mar 2003
    • 1322

    #2
    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi Coachman140 Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    • little_dreamer
      Full On Cocktard
      • Apr 2011
      • 33

      #3
      Hey :D Welcome from another newbie! :P
      I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut.

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      • VAiN
        Use my hand, I won't look
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5056

        #4
        Did we hire a recruiter or something? Welcome aboard! Grab a beer and kick the tires...
        Originally posted by wiseguy
        That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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        • PETE'S BROTHER
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2007
          • 12678

          #5
          welcome to the show
          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • Dan
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12194

            #6
            Damn,Another kiwi.:D
            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              #7
              like rabbits, they are.....
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • Dan
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12194

                #8
                How Very rude.:D
                First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                • SunisinuS
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • May 2010
                  • 3301

                  #9
                  Awetheletes Woot!
                  Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                  • fifth element
                    Commando
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 1224

                    #10
                    Welcome!
                    “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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                    • sadaist
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 11625

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Coachman140
                      What up everyone

                      What's up? Lets see....

                      Sammys time in Van Hagar is up
                      Gary Cherones time in Van Halen is up

                      ...and best of all, the wait for a new ROTH fronted Van Halen album is almost up!


                      Welcome to the Army!
                      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                      • sadaist
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 11625

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dan
                        Damn,Another kiwi.:D

                        You been out spreading the Gospel again Dan?

                        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                        • SunisinuS
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • May 2010
                          • 3301

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sadaist
                          You been out spreading the Gospel again Dan?

                          I don't think that is how you get other little Kiwi's..but since
                          Planned Parenthood is out...maybe that is what the upcoming generation will think.
                          Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                          • Dan
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 12194

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sadaist
                            You been out spreading the Gospel again Dan?

                            How Dare you.:D
                            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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