Maybe we should have a convention at this place?

[BITEYOASS]

I was stationed at MCAS Cherry Point, NC for a few months. Unfortunately I wasn't 21 and didn't make enough money, so debauchery at that time was out of the question. Plus I was too busy studying how to build bombs.

[DONNIEP]

Damn, you guys need to move to NC. We've got dirty book stores, an Adam and Eve store not 20 minutes from here, and two liquor stores within 8 minutes from my house - in either direction. And we've got the Grand Daddy of all Charlotte nite life - The Paper Doll Lounge! Hell, the front doors used to hang in Fort Knox!!! You want to stay in the South and still have debauchery? NC is your place!

[JenniferM]

You think that's bad. In bama, they made adult toys illegal throughout the state. Even though there are shops that sell them anyway.

Guess I'll have to find a place to hide my fleshlight once I buy one again. I bought one during my time Marine Corps, then I had to get rid of it when I smelled that icy-hot someone put in there in order to pull a prank on me. Luckily I donkey kicked that motherfucker into the wall when he wasn't looking.

[BITEYOASS]

I tried to order a couple of "adult items" online and they couldn't ship it to my zip code. What the hell? My old man was quite disappointed!
Hell, they just legalized liquor by the drink in my town about a year ago.
God, I need to move to civilization.....

You think that's bad. In bama, they made adult toys illegal throughout the state. Even though there are shops that sell them anyway.

Guess I'll have to find a place to hide my fleshlight once I buy one again. I bought one during my time Marine Corps, then I had to get rid of it when I smelled that icy-hot someone put in there in order to pull a prank on me. Luckily I donkey kicked that motherfucker into the wall when he wasn't looking.

[JenniferM]

I tried to order a couple of "adult items" online and they couldn't ship it to my zip code. What the hell? My old man was quite disappointed!
Hell, they just legalized liquor by the drink in my town about a year ago.
God, I need to move to civilization.....

Even though the South reeks of self-righteous assholes, there are always the diamonds in the rough, like the Jack Daniels distillery; Austin, TX; towns that legally allow strip clubs and porn shops; New Orleans and some other fine establishments I failed to mention but I'm sure all you Roth Army members can add a few.

[BITEYOASS]

Even though the South reeks of self-righteous assholes, there are always the diamonds in the rough, like the Jack Daniels distillery; Austin, TX; towns that legally allow strip clubs and porn shops; New Orleans and some other fine establishments I failed to mention but I'm sure all you Roth Army members can add a few.

[JenniferM]

Perv.....

(Not that that's a bad thing.....)

I think my favorite two smells in the world are wet pussy and Jack Daniel's. If I could crawl into one of those charcoal mellowing vats with a few naked women, that might just be heaven for me.

[Nitro Express]

I think my favorite two smells in the world are wet pussy and Jack Daniel's. If I could crawl into one of those charcoal mellowing vats with a few naked women, that might just be heaven for me.

[JenniferM]

Hell yeah! Not too far from my house....'bout an hour and a half!

Oh shit! I've driven by that a few times! Sounds like a solid weekend right there..

[DONNIEP]

Ahhhh ---- the good ole days when Sir Diamond Lee chugged this sweet elixir onstage and shredded his contemporaries!

Thank God for bootlegs!!!

[TJMKID]

Oh yeah, and after dinner. We head to this place for desert!

Ahhhh ---- the good ole days when Sir Diamond Lee chugged this sweet elixir onstage and shredded his contemporaries!

[VAiN]

Oh yeah, and after dinner. We head to this place for desert!

Oh shit! I've driven by that a few times! Sounds like a solid weekend right there..

[DONNIEP]

Will there be lewd behavior and debauchery as well? If so, I'm in!!!

[Hardrock69]

Lol. Right on! :D

[BITEYOASS]

Oh yeah, and after dinner. We head to this place for desert!