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Instead of playing Spam on this tour, why don't Ed and Spudnuts just come on stage and have a bullshitting contest between each other? Like Edward tells a lie and then Spammy tries to say something which is an even bigger piece of bullshit and so on. For example (using some past examples)
Edward: 'Van Halen is not a nostalgia band'
Sammy: 'Van Hagar outsold Van Halen by millions'
All the audience have 'Who Wants To be A Millionaire' style voting pads and then votes which is the bigger piece of bullshit. They're both past masters in the discipline of bullshitting so I for one would be pretty interested in seeing who would come out on top in this and would think about buying a ticket. The fifty people who actually turn up at each show wanting to hear Van Hagar are offered an 'exclusive' backstage toured and are locked in boiler room with OU812 playing at full blast and cardboard cutouts of the band (basically what this tour will be anyway).
Edward: 'Van Halen is not a nostalgia band'
Sammy: 'Van Hagar outsold Van Halen by millions'
All the audience have 'Who Wants To be A Millionaire' style voting pads and then votes which is the bigger piece of bullshit. They're both past masters in the discipline of bullshitting so I for one would be pretty interested in seeing who would come out on top in this and would think about buying a ticket. The fifty people who actually turn up at each show wanting to hear Van Hagar are offered an 'exclusive' backstage toured and are locked in boiler room with OU812 playing at full blast and cardboard cutouts of the band (basically what this tour will be anyway).
