And the award for biggest loser goes to...

[VAiN]

Cedar Springs man fools fans as Sammy Hagar lookalike during recent Chickenfoot concert

You have to see this guy...

Be afraid....

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

What a fuckin tool.

[Seshmeister]

Coincidentally in a certain light my cock looks like Joe Satriani.

[thome]

Sam sleeps in his clothes and doesn't bathe for days on end; at least that is what he always looks like to me.

So, Yeah! "Whatta Tool" to the reporter, anyone can see that isn't Spam his clothes are clean.

EDIT: And three "atta boy, whatta tools" again to the reporter for writing a whole article about whatta stupid ass he is .

[Anonymous]

Grate... so this guy gets his kicks pretending to be Spammy, even though he says he's "not trying to imitate him. I'm just my own person", but he permed his hair to look just like the Chedmaster.

Also, it's kinda funny that people would really think it was Sammy hanging around at the stands before his concert.

Gives you an idea how many people are in that venue, if someone from the band can hang around freely just before the concert.

Go, little chickenfoot... fly, be free, be gay...

Cheers! :bottle:

[thome]

The {??writer??} couldn't get interview with the Mc'Sam. So, he interviews a guy who has nothin to do with music or anything that remotely resembles Spam, except he is a fat frizzy haired douche in a wabo shirt.And, I don't really want to know; his mom's capris..?

This is exactly how I feel about most of what is posted in -The Front-.

Heresay from a 65'th degree, removed from the topic of the expose`.

Yes, I am Arch'ing -The Front-.:tongue0011:

[Douglas T.]

Yeah he might look like Poodlehead but does he have the trademark whiney voice!?

[Funkmonkey]

I would enjoy seeing a very convincing, spot-on DLR twin look-alike circa 1982... AND count how many people were actually duped.


Hagar should be thrilled; no one started impersonating Elvis until after he passed away.

[Funkmonkey]

Oh yeah.... um... hi everyone.

[VanHalener]

I hate typos in written articles about Bette and his followers.

It reads

"It was a lookalike: Randy Wood of Cedar Springs, who considers himself one of Hagar's biggest fans. He also just happens to resemble the rock singer, especially since getting a perm for his blond hair a few years ago."

To be accurate that should read...

"...especially since getting sperm for his blonde hair every morning."
I guess if Spam jumps off a bridge this guy will copy him on that too.

What a tool

[fryingdutchman]

Coincidentally in a certain light my cock looks like Joe Satriani.

[Golden AWe]

Also, it's kinda funny that people would really think it was Sammy hanging around at the stands before his concert.

Well not impossible if we talk about the hot dog stand...

[ace diamond]

i just threw up in my mouth.

[GAR]

How odd!

[FORD]

Well not impossible if we talk about the hot dog stand...

Or if they were selling any beverages that included his tequila.