Sam Just Won’t Stop

[Nitro Express]

HA! It’s kinda fun watching Dave sit back and play around with Sam, who can’t help but talk himself into circles. Bout time somebody pushed him into the corner

Sam’s biggest fuck up was showing his hand by publicly making fun that Eddie was no longer with us. Sam is actually dumb enough to think he can hire some hot shots and create his own version of Van Halen. You think this guy couldn’t be that dumb but he’s got a huge ego and ego makes people do dumb shit.

Sam is like Napoleon. He sees the Van Halen crown laying in the gutter and he’s picked it up and crowned himself. There won’t be any victories. Sam is headed straight to Waterloo and exile.

Sam complains about Ray Daniel’s but they both are of the same mindset. Sam hated another huxster being around. Sam was running Van Halen and he had a nice hustle going.

[Nitro Express]

It’s impossible to have Van Halen without Eddie Van Halen. -Wolfgang Van Halen-

TRUTH!

[Nitro Express]

I agree. Dave called Hagar's bullshit out and stole Sam's spotlight. No way Dave's included in the tour contracts and revenue stream outside of performance residuals for CVH material.

Let the games begin...

I think the engine is going to blow before the race even starts.

[Nitro Express]

If you ever was in question that Sammy was a dip shit. Now you know.

Roth is laughing his ass off.

[twonabomber]

Hagar: "That's not what I meant"

https://www.vhnd.com/2023/11/22/hagar-thats-not-what-i-meant/

[Vinnie Velvet]

Haha even hard core Hagarites are questioning their hero.

[twonabomber]

[Never was]

More like Sam is already looking like a huge dork. Ed is probably up there laughing his ass off. You would think Sam would understand just how untouchable Ed’s talent was but Sam is too dumb. Oh well. Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.

A rare moment Edward would be proud of Dave. Sam got played like the cheesy bitch he is.

[Nitro Express]

Time for Cabo Slobo to run off and hide with Guy French Fry.

[Nitro Express]

[Hardrock69]

Fucking idiot. Insulting The Dave will get his ass NOWHERE!

"He can come out and sing a song on a show or two, if he can remember the words."

Remember....Dave is the master at psychology.

There is one way Dave could twist the knife even more now.

The Death of A Thousand Cuts? 😆

All Dave has to say is "Sure. Just name the time and place and the songs you will allow me to sing".

Spammy will be fit to be tied if Dave says something like that.

It would turn that one gig into a MAJOR MEDIA EVENT STARRING THE FRONTMAN FOR VAN HALEN, DAVID LEE ROTH!!!, and the spambot would appear to be the opener for his OWN GIG!

Even if Uncle Dave only plays at ONE show, he will upstage the entire rest of the tour!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

But, he is a class act.

I is settling down in a Comfy Chair wit some popcorn to watch this soap opera unfold.

In fact, even if Dave does NOTHING from here on out, this will STILL be a footnote in history, overshadowing Spamulus Flatulus.

[Seshmeister]

Mark Lipsett

[Nitro Express]

That’s what drives Sam nuts. Dave has the legacy and not him and Van Halen finished with Dave and they were on some television shows and had pretty good promotion of the band.

Meanwhile Sam is playing with some small band at the reservation casino. Sam made a lot of money and I wish he would disappear and enjoy it but he’s not happy unless he’s the Big Guy. Sam wants to be The Man. He ain’t. It’s Eddie and Dave and Sam is with the bass player.

[Nitro Express]

It still cracks me up Sam wrote a song about aliens and love. About the time Van Halen started wearing pajamas and walking like they had a stick up their ass.

[Hardrock69]