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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32810



    Last edited by Nitro Express; 11-23-2023, 06:36 AM.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • LightningBolt
      Roth Army Recruit
      • Aug 2022
      • 11

      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      That should have come with a "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warning . FWIW, that singer fully committed to imitating Hagar. Very bizarre, but whatever.

      My 2-year old girl is a budding CVH fan. She goes nuts whenever I play video of the 1982 Largo or 1984 Montreal shows. Hopefully, my 8-month old son will follow suit.

      A couple of months ago, I was playing the "Panama" music video on YouTube for her when I had to run to the kitchen to make a bottle for the little dude. After a minute or so, both kids started crying and it quickly turned into a full meltdown. Over their crying I could hear the video had changed over to something else, which I assumed was a YT commercial. Nope, YT auto played "Summer Nights" from Live Without a Net. Yuck!!! Once I realized what the problem was, I was proud of both of them for the appropriate reaction to such utter dreck. Crisis was quickly averted after I switched that mistake off.

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      • LightningBolt
        Roth Army Recruit
        • Aug 2022
        • 11

        "“We’re gonna go deep into the Van Halen catalog,” Hagar told Howard Stern on Tuesday. “If you’re gonna go deep into the Van Halen catalog, you need Joe Satriani.”...

        ..."He also named “Seventh Seal” and “Amsterdam” as deep cuts he’d be excited to unearth."...

        "“There’s stuff we’re going to do on this next tour that we haven’t played since that tour in 2004,” Anthony added."

        I initially read that first line as Hagar implying that they might play additional tracks from the entire catalogue, including the six pack, since he cited the need to bring Joe Satriani aboard to play whatever he is referring to. The thought of them trying to perform "Light Up the Sky" or "Mean Street" sounds simultaneously hilarious and blasphemous. Has Hagar ever listened to any of those songs? I guess they have done "Somebody Get Me a Doctor" with MA on vocals.

        The second and third quotes above make it seem virtually certain he just meant Van Hagar "deep cuts." Is that really something that would drive someone to go see this that wasn't otherwise planning to? I recall them saying something similar with respect to the 2004 tour, but that was mostly a farce. You know damn well this is going to be the same old shit with a couple of additional songs thrown in there.

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49262

          Sammy Hagar = Full blown AIDS...

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          • Vinnie Velvet
            Full Member Status

            • Feb 2004
            • 4594

            Master stroke by Dave on this one. Bravo.

            Exposing Sam to the public for the clown that he is and always has been.
            =V V=
            ole No.1 The finest
            EAT US AND SMILE

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            • Silexxx
              Head Fluffer
              • Sep 2010
              • 269



              I guess this is Dave's response to Hag. Uploaded an hour ago.

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              • Vinnie Velvet
                Full Member Status

                • Feb 2004
                • 4594

                Originally posted by Silexxx


                I guess this is Dave's response to Hag. Uploaded an hour ago.
                In other words Dave don't give AF.

                LOL
                =V V=
                ole No.1 The finest
                EAT US AND SMILE

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49262

                  So Sammy Hagar's "Robbing Eddie's Grave Tour" begins next July? Hopefully, he dies before then...

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49262

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                    • twonabomber
                      formerly F A T
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 11212

                      Originally posted by twonabomber
                      And now it sounds like Sam is taking credit for the joint tour of '02
                      Here's a quote from Sam in Billboard before the '02 tour

                      “The only way I would be interested is if we [both Roth and Hagar] do it all together because that would really be great for the fans and they’re the ones who have been getting screwed all of these years,” he continues. “So Dave called and said, ‘They can’t get it together. I can’t get it together. Let’s you and I do it,’ and I said, ‘right on.'”
                      For more than 15 years, the prevailing sentiment was that the only way former Van Halen singers David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar would share a stage would be at a ceremony when receiving a major industry accolade for the band.
                      Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                      • ZahZoo
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 9001

                        Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
                        Master stroke by Dave on this one. Bravo.

                        Exposing Sam to the public for the clown that he is and always has been.
                        It's always a joy to watch a true master step up... deliver... and destroy a fool with such confident ease and grace!

                        Seven words...

                        "I'm ready to go. Let's do this."
                        "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                        • Terry
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 11984

                          Yeah, Dave rising to the occasion via that clip is laudable re: that's the spirit!

                          Unfortunately, given Roth's current/no longer pre-senile dementia, the release of that clip - which for all the world appears to be something he shot a decade ago when in the grip of his ADKOT Steam Train Engine Driver Overalls Disco Shimmy persona - may be entirely unrelated to Hagar calling him out and more closely associated with Wacky Uncle Dave merely being Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs...or cocoa flakes.
                          Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32810

                            Originally posted by Terry
                            Yeah, Dave rising to the occasion via that clip is laudable re: that's the spirit!

                            Unfortunately, given Roth's current/no longer pre-senile dementia, the release of that clip - which for all the world appears to be something he shot a decade ago when in the grip of his ADKOT Steam Train Engine Driver Overalls Disco Shimmy persona - may be entirely unrelated to Hagar calling him out and more closely associated with Wacky Uncle Dave merely being Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs...or cocoa flakes.
                            Sammy is the fruit. Dave is the nuts. What can you say. Both are products of California.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32810

                              What’s the difference between Sammy Hagar and a mega church minister? Sammy cusses and drinks liquor in front of the crowd. Other than that nothing.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                              • Hardrock69
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 21888

                                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                That’s what drives Sam nuts. Dave has the legacy and not him and Van Halen finished with Dave and they were on some television shows and had pretty good promotion of the band.

                                Meanwhile Sam is playing with some small band at the reservation casino. Sam made a lot of money and I wish he would disappear and enjoy it but he’s not happy unless he’s the Big Guy. Sam wants to be The Man. He ain’t. It’s Eddie and Dave and Sam is with the bass player.
                                You know what is interesting is that he never mentions anything about his previous bands.

                                Why was he not sobbing for years about getting FIRED from Montrose? Yes, he tries to put a revisionist spin on it, but I spoke once about it with the guy at Warner Brothers who actually did fire him.

                                He never cries "WHYY??? WHY OH WHY OH WHY DOESN'T PEEPULS DEMAND TO HEAR "3 LOCK BOX"? I WAS FAMOUS!!! I WAS SOMEBODY BEFORE I MET VAN HALEN!"

                                He has a back catalog of at least 10 songs from the 70s. Why is the simple-minded fuck not crying about them?

                                That's easy. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT HE WAS DOING AS A SOLO ARTIST!!!!

                                His shit is so lame that Rick Springfield did one of his songs.

                                The Spamuel Legacy is one of absolute baby-food level bullshit!!!!


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