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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35269

    Originally posted by Von Halen
    Man. Fuck this ignorant motherfucking piece of shit. Here's the difference between Ed and Joe. Ed wrote album after album of memorable songs. Joe has written but a few memorable songs. He's written zero memorable songs with vocals. Maybe "Big Bad Moon"? I guess Clichegar likes Joe better because they can write shitty songs together, faster than he and Ed could.

    There was a time when I could tolerate this fuckheads mindless drivel. That time has long passed.
    I forgot to call out the bullshit in this post. "Big Bad Moon" is neither a memorable or good song.

    In 40+ years little bald moon Satriani has still not written a single fucking good song - that is a pretty amazing non achievement to build a career on.

    Sorry but he is guilty of prick by association at this point after the Chickenshit rubbish with Hagar and now trying to pocket his retirement money on the back of the death of Ed Van Halen and Roth's vocal melodies.

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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32810

      Ed was not a song writer. He had Dave Roth to help him and don’t discount Dave’s contribution. Ed and Al very well could have ended up slinging baggage at the LA airport if they didn’t have Dave in the band. It was Ed and Dave. Joe never had a partner or team to help structure his guitar work into something more interesting. You have to have good songs. Amazing guitar playing alone doesn’t cut it. Joe is boring. Lot’s of basement players on YouTube doing the same thing.
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32810

        Anyways we can have a good laugh at Sammy and Joe.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Von Halen
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Dec 2003
          • 7514

          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          I forgot to call out the bullshit in this post. "Big Bad Moon" is neither a memorable or good song.
          Has the vodka blinded you? Did I not say "maybe" and use a question mark?

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35269

            It's not good enough.

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49262

              Satriani singing is really bad though. If Joe sang "Bad Moon Rising" at a deaf college even they would have lynched him....

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32810

                Van Halen was simply the right people getting together at the right time. They saved us from disco and soft rock. That shit people call yacht music now. Van Halen brought rock and roll back when Led Zeppelin and The Who were falling apart. Warner Brothers were convinced Devo was where music was going. Fun band but thank God Van Halen blew the doors off the hinges. The world needed it.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Seshmeister
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Oct 2003
                  • 35269

                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  Actually kind of creepy hanging about outside Roth's house late at night like a Mark Chapman...

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32810

                    Billy Sheehan said he thinks Roth’s house is haunted.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35269

                      Billy Sheehan the avowed member of the Church Of Scientology.

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                      • FORD
                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 58908

                        Maybe one day Xenu can drop the original master tapes of the SkyCrapper album in a volcano, so the albums "Thetans" can be liberated to the internet.
                        Eat Us And Smile

                        Cenk For America 2024!!

                        Justice Democrats


                        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                        • silverfish
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 555

                          Sammy Hagar Is Rich As F*ck As His Latest Video Shows The Level Of His Wealth

                          As of today, Hagar is one of the richest rock stars in the industry, and his income does not only come
                          from his music career. In the latest post he shared on his social media, the rocker is seen to be with
                          his family in a private jet—a luxury not experienced by any members of Van Halen. The rocker sent
                          a Christmas message to his fans in the video with the following words:
                          “Merry Christmas to everyone from Hagars. Santa’s going South for Christmas.”

                          Full story at:
                          Sammy Hagar showed off his wealth in the latest video he posted on Instagram. As of today, Hagar is one of the richest rock stars in the industry, and his income does not only come from his music career. In the latest post he shared on his social media, the rocker is seen to be […]
                          Originally posted by sadaist
                          I don't mind that one Nickelback song. I just hate the fact that they put it on every album 10 times.

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                          • Jérôme Frenchise
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 7175

                            A sucker in a jet airplane is still a sucker.
                            posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                            posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                            • Silexxx
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 269

                              Does he shave his legs? Looks like he has no hair at all.

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                              • Nickdfresh
                                SUPER MODERATOR

                                • Oct 2004
                                • 49262

                                I doubt he owns it, chartered most likely and anyone of the others in the group can pose like a retard on a rental jet like kiddies in a rental Range Rover...

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