Sam Just Won't Stop

[twonabomber]

So does he do like Mellencamp did? Sammy Hagar Belcher and then eventually just Sammy Belcher?

[Seshmeister]

27% Belcher, they didn't mention that he is also 21% Farter and 18% Bullshitter.

[Kristy]

Speaking of S P A M M Y I guess those "remasters" of his shit era are coming into existence GAWD forbid. The price for Live, Right Here Right Now??

You tell me:

https://www.amazon.com/Live-Right-Here-Now/dp/B0C36Y7VN5

[Kristy]

Jesus Fucking Christ

[FORD]

Sammy Hagar has a new Mexican style lager, because we don't have enough fucking shitty beers with limes infesting them like Corona around. It's made with love, adjuncts, and real AIDS. Anyways, here's his commercial:

That's an appropriate video for Sammy. Because just like a Van Hagar album, all the real Van Halen has been stripped out of it.

[FORD]

Samuel Belcher

Burp!

Does this mean that Sammy is going to be on Bob's Burgers now??

[Nitro Express]

Sammy came from Allen splooge. His daddy is a green lizard person David Icke has nightmares about.

[twonabomber]

Sammy Spewer!

[Catfish]

Samuel Belcher

Burp!

A phony from birth.

[Catfish]

This whole Belcher thing could have been kept under wraps. But this asshole is such a sellout he just needed something as private as this to be on TV. He's worse than any Kardashian. Just a total piece of shit.

[Nitro Express]

Sam just won’t stop. He has his agent getting him on every show he possibly can get on.

[Vinnie Velvet]

There should be a reality show with Belcher, Val and Val Jr.

All three fatties in one show.

[twonabomber]

This may be one of the smartest things Hagar has said. Hagar should be thanking Ed. I've also been thinking that EVH is responsible for everything Hagar has accomplished since 1985. I Can't Drive 55 (and Sam's solo career in general) was not going to get Hagar enough money or exposure to buy Cabo Wabo or start any of the other businesses he has.

We hold EVH in high regard here but let's be honest, he was responsible for foisting Hagar on us. On the other hand, if Hagar wasn't as big as he thinks he is, we wouldn't have much to bitch about :D

Sammy Hagar Also Calling Upcoming Trek the 'Thank You Tour'

Hagar is grateful for his illustrious, decade-spanning career, to the point that he's come up with an alternate title for the Best of All Worlds tour.

"I'm calling it the Thank You tour," he said. "For me it's thank you. Thank you, Eddie [Van Halen]. Thank you to the fans. Thank you for this wonderful life, being able to do this, because I don't know how much longer I can do it."

https://ultimateclassicrock.com/sammy-hagar-alex-van-halen-tour-no-blame/

[Nitro Express]

If it was a real Thank You Sam wouldn’t charge for it. He would do some free shows. He’s going to charge and merchandise the shit out of it.

[Nitro Express]

So you have to pay Sam to get your Thank You! Ha! Ha!