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  • twonabomber
    formerly F A T
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 11212

    So does he do like Mellencamp did? Sammy Hagar Belcher and then eventually just Sammy Belcher?
    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35269

      27% Belcher, they didn't mention that he is also 21% Farter and 18% Bullshitter.

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16375

        Speaking of S P A M M Y I guess those "remasters" of his shit era are coming into existence GAWD forbid. The price for Live, Right Here Right Now??

        You tell me:

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16375

          Jesus Fucking Christ

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 58908

            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
            Sammy Hagar has a new Mexican style lager, because we don't have enough fucking shitty beers with limes infesting them like Corona around. It's made with love, adjuncts, and real AIDS. Anyways, here's his commercial:
            That's an appropriate video for Sammy. Because just like a Van Hagar album, all the real Van Halen has been stripped out of it.
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58908

              Originally posted by Silexxx


              Samuel Belcher

              Burp!
              Does this mean that Sammy is going to be on Bob's Burgers now??
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32810

                Sammy came from Allen splooge. His daddy is a green lizard person David Icke has nightmares about.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • twonabomber
                  formerly F A T
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11212

                  Sammy Spewer!
                  Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                  • Catfish
                    Sniper
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 898

                    Originally posted by Silexxx


                    Samuel Belcher

                    Burp!
                    A phony from birth.

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                    • Catfish
                      Sniper
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 898

                      This whole Belcher thing could have been kept under wraps. But this asshole is such a sellout he just needed something as private as this to be on TV. He's worse than any Kardashian. Just a total piece of shit.

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32810

                        Sam just won’t stop. He has his agent getting him on every show he possibly can get on.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Vinnie Velvet
                          Full Member Status

                          • Feb 2004
                          • 4594

                          There should be a reality show with Belcher, Val and Val Jr.

                          All three fatties in one show.
                          =V V=
                          ole No.1 The finest
                          EAT US AND SMILE

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                          • twonabomber
                            formerly F A T
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 11212

                            This may be one of the smartest things Hagar has said. Hagar should be thanking Ed. I've also been thinking that EVH is responsible for everything Hagar has accomplished since 1985. I Can't Drive 55 (and Sam's solo career in general) was not going to get Hagar enough money or exposure to buy Cabo Wabo or start any of the other businesses he has.

                            We hold EVH in high regard here but let's be honest, he was responsible for foisting Hagar on us. On the other hand, if Hagar wasn't as big as he thinks he is, we wouldn't have much to bitch about

                            Sammy Hagar Also Calling Upcoming Trek the 'Thank You Tour'

                            Hagar is grateful for his illustrious, decade-spanning career, to the point that he's come up with an alternate title for the Best of All Worlds tour.

                            "I'm calling it the Thank You tour," he said. "For me it's thank you. Thank you, Eddie [Van Halen]. Thank you to the fans. Thank you for this wonderful life, being able to do this, because I don't know how much longer I can do it."
                            Last edited by twonabomber; 01-31-2024, 11:26 PM.
                            Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32810

                              If it was a real Thank You Sam wouldn’t charge for it. He would do some free shows. He’s going to charge and merchandise the shit out of it.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32810

                                So you have to pay Sam to get your Thank You! Ha! Ha!
                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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