Sam Just Won't Stop

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  • Never was
    Foot Soldier
    • May 2012
    • 627

    Nice pun with hogging and Val

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    • Fairwrning
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 11371

      So it's a " Goodbye" tour to try to sell tickets to this thing??

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32810

        It’s Sam’s “I fronted Van Halen Tour”. Since Sam and Wolf cater to the same lame pie wedge of pathetic fans, Wolf will feel comfortable sitting in because the crowd would think farting into the microphone was musical genius. Of course Mike will be there and Sketchy Joe too. Joe can fuck up all of Eddie’s songs because the audience will be too stupid and numbed on Cabo swill to know the difference. In reality, it’s “The Fleece the Sheep Tour”.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32810



          Dave has the climbing wall. Sam has children’s toys. Ha! Ha! Well if you want to make something out of Lego’s go to Sam’s house.
          Last edited by ZahZoo; 02-04-2024, 04:27 PM.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35269

            Originally posted by Nitro Express
            I’m starting to think Sam parked his dick in Val’s garage. Wolf is too lame to be Eddie’s kid.
            Hagar would have been on tour with Ed, a pizza delivery boy may be more likely...

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            • Silexxx
              Head Fluffer
              • Sep 2010
              • 269

              Sammy Hagar has weighed in on the disparaging comments that David Lee Roth has made about Wolfgang Van Halen. While speaking with People on Saturday ahead of MusiCares' "Person Of The Year" ceremony and concert held in honor of Jon Bon Jovi at the Los Angeles Convention Center, Hagar said: "Look, if...


              While speaking with People on Saturday ahead of MusiCares' "Person Of The Year" ceremony and concert held in honor of Jon Bon Jovi at the Los Angeles Convention Center, Hagar said: "Look, if you really think about what [David] said, it's like do I sense a little tinge of jealousy in there or something? Does he feel like he's left out or something?

              "I mean, honestly, the only thing I can say without being cruel is he needs to find a new dispensary," Hagar jokingly added. "That one's not working for him."

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32810

                Hagar is the one who’s delusional. Dave doesn’t feel left out of the Red Rocker circle jerk. Oh and Joe said he’s not doing it. He blames negativity but he just can’t play like Ed.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32810

                  So who’s going to do Eddie now Sam? You? Ha! Ha!
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Seshmeister
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Oct 2003
                    • 35269

                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    Oh and Joe said he’s not doing it. He blames negativity but he just can’t play like Ed.
                    Really?

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                    • Jérôme Frenchise
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 7175

                      Yes, where did you get that from, Nitro?
                      posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                      posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                      • twonabomber
                        formerly F A T
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 11212

                        Sam's worried about being cruel now?

                        Sam sang you Give Love A Bad Name at the MusiCares thing. Kind of coincidental, Hagar gives music a bad name!
                        Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                        • Vinnie Velvet
                          Full Member Status

                          • Feb 2004
                          • 4594

                          I didn't hear Joe is backing out from the tour now.

                          Where is this from Nitro?
                          =V V=
                          ole No.1 The finest
                          EAT US AND SMILE

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49262

                            Sam's Anal Probing (i.e. Love Walks In):

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                            • Catfish
                              Sniper
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 898

                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              So who’s going to do Eddie now Sam? You? Ha! Ha!
                              Sam would wear Wolf's ass as a ski mask if it meant Wolf taking Joe's place on this tour!

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                              • Rikk
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 16518

                                Is this really true? Is Joe backing out of the tour?
                                Roth Army Militia

                                Originally posted by WARF
                                Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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