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  • Catfish
    Sniper
    • Jan 2004
    • 898

    Originally posted by Rikk
    Dave would have taken the SOURCE OF INFECTION instrumental and made some awesome song about eating Chinese food with Japanese Hookers in a bi-plane or something.


    What the fuck is Source of Erection? A Van Hagar song? Did Spam write it about Ed's pelvis?

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    • Vinnie Velvet
      Full Member Status

      • Feb 2004
      • 4630

      Originally posted by Catfish


      What the fuck is Source of Erection? A Van Hagar song? Did Spam write it about Ed's pelvis?
      Perhaps Sam got an STD from the alien butt sex??
      =V V=
      ole No.1 The finest
      EAT US AND SMILE

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      • nick500
        Groupie
        • Jul 2019
        • 88

        Originally posted by Rikk
        The song "5150", GET UP...those both would have been great songs with Dave. The music in GET UP practically sounds like a leftover from 1984 (hell, maybe it is).

        One of Van Hagar's most offensive moments is that SOURCE OF INFECTION song. Sammy proves right there what a worthless piece of shit he truly is. The instrumental is classic Van Halen riffage with the rhythm section going nuts. And then Sammy sings, "Uh huh! Yeah! All right! That's what I'm talking about!" The guy was so fucking lazy, he just thought, "I'm not even going to try and write my shitty lyrics for this one."

        Dave would have taken the SOURCE OF INFECTION instrumental and made some awesome song about eating Chinese food with Japanese Hookers in a bi-plane or something.

        All those wasted albums...
        The thing is Sammy brags about taking 5 minutes to write the stuff like Cabo Crapo.
        Here are his Source of Infection lyrics in their entirety, Shakespeare would be proud:
        "Hey
        Alright
        Whoo how 'bout 'cha now, come on, oh yeah
        Dig it
        That's right
        Is everybody ready?
        Let's go
        up 'n down
        (Round and round)Oh, round and round
        (Movin' up and down) In 'n out
        (Round and round)
        Yeow
        Crank it, blow out
        Uh, ouch
        Help me
        Now flip on over
        Oh baby, you know that I like it (woop, woop, woop)
        she choked the chain
        (Round and round) she got the hook
        (Movin' up and down) can't get away
        (Round and round) oh
        Fever starts to climb, reaching 105
        I need another shot o' your love
        Love, love is the source (of infection)
        Love, love is the source (of infection)
        Hey, Eddie
        Say what?
        Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about
        Wax it on down, woo
        Ready, set, go
        Oh yeah
        Woo
        That's right
        Love, love is the source (of infection)
        Love, love is the source (of infection)
        Love, love, love, love is the source (of infection)
        Love, love is the source (of infection)
        Love, love is the source (of infection)
        Love, love is the source (of infection)
        Love, love, love, love is the source (of infection)"

        ADKOT eats shit like this for breakfast.
        Last edited by nick500; 02-09-2024, 04:41 PM.

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        • Von Halen
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Dec 2003
          • 7557

          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
          Gretta has become such a curmudgeonly cunt...
          I wonder if he is ready to apologize to me for being right? :D

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          • ZahZoo
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Jan 2004
            • 9079

            Originally posted by nick500
            Could they piggyback it onto the WB contract or maybe just cut a quick deal with Rhino records or someone similar?
            It is still maybe a 100 grand in revenue. I like the album myself. Beats the van hagar shit.
            They could afford to do anything and rewrite whatever deal is needed to get ADKOT back on the streaming platforms...

            But the attorney fees would exceed the income potential for all that effort. Plus based on Dave's recent rants I suspect MeatWolf and the Bettinelli's have pissed off Dave and potentially Alex to the point where they landed on "Fuck you!™ " in the business discussions. As always with these jackasses... The drama drives their motivation!
            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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            • Catfish
              Sniper
              • Jan 2004
              • 898

              Originally posted by Rikk
              The song "5150", GET UP...those both would have been great songs with Dave. The music in GET UP practically sounds like a leftover from 1984 (hell, maybe it is).

              One of Van Hagar's most offensive moments is that SOURCE OF INFECTION song. Sammy proves right there what a worthless piece of shit he truly is. The instrumental is classic Van Halen riffage with the rhythm section going nuts. And then Sammy sings, "Uh huh! Yeah! All right! That's what I'm talking about!" The guy was so fucking lazy, he just thought, "I'm not even going to try and write my shitty lyrics for this one."

              Dave would have taken the SOURCE OF INFECTION instrumental and made some awesome song about eating Chinese food with Japanese Hookers in a bi-plane or something.

              All those wasted albums...
              Originally posted by nick500
              The thing is Sammy brags about taking 5 minutes to write the stuff like Cabo Crapo.
              Here are his Source of Infection lyrics in their entirety, Shakespeare would be proud:
              "Hey
              Alright
              Whoo how 'bout 'cha now, come on, oh yeah
              Dig it
              That's right
              Is everybody ready?
              Let's go
              up 'n down
              (Round and round)Oh, round and round
              (Movin' up and down) In 'n out
              (Round and round)
              Yeow
              Crank it, blow out
              Uh, ouch
              Help me
              Now flip on over
              Oh baby, you know that I like it (woop, woop, woop)
              she choked the chain
              (Round and round) she got the hook
              (Movin' up and down) can't get away
              (Round and round) oh
              Fever starts to climb, reaching 105
              I need another shot o' your love
              Love, love is the source (of infection)
              Love, love is the source (of infection)
              Hey, Eddie
              Say what?
              Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about
              Wax it on down, woo
              Ready, set, go
              Oh yeah
              Woo
              That's right
              Love, love is the source (of infection)
              Love, love is the source (of infection)
              Love, love, love, love is the source (of infection)
              Love, love is the source (of infection)
              Love, love is the source (of infection)
              Love, love is the source (of infection)
              Love, love, love, love is the source (of infection)"

              ADKOT eats shit like this for breakfast.
              Sweet Jesus!

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35532

                Much more important than the shitty lyrics though is his inability to write good vocal melodies. He is a mediocre talent and part of him deep down knows it which is why he acts the way he does.

                Hagar is a dick because he is (rightly) insecure. When Dave is a dick it's because he is (rightly?) a narcissist.
                Last edited by Seshmeister; 02-09-2024, 09:59 PM.

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32905

                  Originally posted by nick500
                  The thing is Sammy brags about taking 5 minutes to write the stuff like Cabo Crapo.
                  Here are his Source of Infection lyrics in their entirety, Shakespeare would be proud:
                  "Hey
                  Alright
                  Whoo how 'bout 'cha now, come on, oh yeah
                  Dig it
                  That's right
                  Is everybody ready?
                  Let's go
                  up 'n down
                  (Round and round)Oh, round and round
                  (Movin' up and down) In 'n out
                  (Round and round)
                  Yeow
                  Crank it, blow out
                  Uh, ouch
                  Help me
                  Now flip on over
                  Oh baby, you know that I like it (woop, woop, woop)
                  she choked the chain
                  (Round and round) she got the hook
                  (Movin' up and down) can't get away
                  (Round and round) oh
                  Fever starts to climb, reaching 105
                  I need another shot o' your love
                  Love, love is the source (of infection)
                  Love, love is the source (of infection)
                  Hey, Eddie
                  Say what?
                  Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about
                  Wax it on down, woo
                  Ready, set, go
                  Oh yeah
                  Woo
                  That's right
                  Love, love is the source (of infection)
                  Love, love is the source (of infection)
                  Love, love, love, love is the source (of infection)
                  Love, love is the source (of infection)
                  Love, love is the source (of infection)
                  Love, love is the source (of infection)
                  Love, love, love, love is the source (of infection)"

                  ADKOT eats shit like this for breakfast.
                  So Sam is singing about getting his dick mopped and he calls out for Eddie. Ha! Ha! Ed. Don’t bend over with Sam around.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Rikk
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 16518

                    One of these days, when I'm really bored and have nothing to do, I'm going to make a new song lyric by taking lyrics from different Sam songs and put together...the worst song lyric ever. It will be a thing of ugliness and a tragedy forever.
                    Roth Army Militia

                    Originally posted by WARF
                    Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32905

                      Hagar just keeps proving he’s a bigger train wreak than we thought possible. Dave baited the fool. Now Dave is laughing at the response. Dave’s best troll is I have the legacy and I can goof off and not give a shit. Sam thinks he can steal the legacy and is serious about it. Dave is the class clown getting the laugh’s at Sam’s expense.

                      Dr. Frankenstein Hagar is still trying to recreate Eddie Van Halen. He would be digging up the body if it weren’t cremated.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35532

                        Originally posted by Rikk
                        One of these days, when I'm really bored and have nothing to do, I'm going to make a new song lyric by taking lyrics from different Sam songs and put together...the worst song lyric ever. It will be a thing of ugliness and a tragedy forever.
                        At which point you will literally be Sammy Hagar...

                        I would suggest this is a poor idea.

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32905

                          Yeah fill your head with that filth and you will start wearing yellow tights with a Hawaiian shirt and get hard every time you look at a man’s ass. You will have fantasies about getting anal probed in outer space.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35532

                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Once again, you missed the god damn point. That band along with any other band could have been Nirvana. It's all about the suits at records labels choose to exploit and they choose junkie Kurt.
                            I'm actually surprised by this post. I'm not a Nirvana fan at all but for you to be so utterly ignorant of why their music was so incredibly popular is almost disappointing.

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32905

                              I think Nirvana was a decent punk band. They made noise about as good as The Ramones and Sex Pistols. The grunge label was to fool people into thinking it was something new. It would have killed Sammy Hagar if he wasn’t in with one of the biggest guitar God’s of all time. People were only interested in Eddie in the Hagar era.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                              • Rikk
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 16518

                                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                At which point you will literally be Sammy Hagar...

                                I would suggest this is a poor idea.
                                Oh, don't you DARE me...

                                Don't do it...
                                Roth Army Militia

                                Originally posted by WARF
                                Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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