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  • DLR Bridge
    ROCKSTAR

    • Mar 2011
    • 5471

    #46
    Originally posted by Catfish
    The argument about old VH stuff being released because it would take the shine off of Wolf is one thing, but I'd bet another reason why is because Wolf has been stealing dad's unused riffs for his own stuff. What a dick!
    Should that be the case, we’d at least know that there weren’t “10 albums worth of music in the can” that would interest any of us.

    I agree that his music is plain boring, as well as over layered, over polished and compressed to the point of being completely flat. Oddly enough, the only song I took any interest in was the one he said Ed liked most. Think it’s called Think It Over or something. I never expected him to sound like the band Van Halen, but wasn’t expecting him to sound like some Tremonti side project either.

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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32809

      #47
      I think Dave is just enjoying life and poking the bear for shits and grins. He knows him and Ed were the only two who really mattered.
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32809

        #48
        Wolf’s music is like fucking with one stroke. Oh he pounds hard like a big gorilla and screams a lot but she ain’t cumming and she isn’t going to want more. She just wanted to fuck a Van Halen.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Catfish
          Sniper
          • Jan 2004
          • 898

          #49
          Originally posted by Von Halen
          You saw him live? You are part of the problem. He opened for Alter Bridge here. I made sure I arrived after that fat fuck played. He should be playing to empty venues. Then these bands making him even more of a charity case, wouldn’t put this entitled prick on their tours. NOBODY hates Van Halen fan more than fat boy does. Anybody that doesn’t believe this fat fucker is blocking any releases of anything VH, has their head in the sand. He knows and hates the fact that a shitty quality VH bootleg release, whether it’s 4 minutes or 90 minutes in length, garners more attention and publicity than his garbage could ever muster.

          Right Now (pun intended) he has no choice but to suck up to Mike and Clichegar. Because he can’t stop what they are doing. Even though it has to be killing him that even a Van Hagar tribute band is more appealing and is selling more tickets than his shitty shows.
          Fuck you Von Halen! I saw him when he toured with Dirty Honey and we didn't know who was going on first that night. Unfortunately it was Wolf so I sat through it and gave him a chance. It blew! I hated it!

          And don't start with the 'part of the problem' shit, you used to follow Van Hagar on tour and buy the T-shirts, you can't hide from your past! Hell you still get goosebumps on your labia when you hear "When It Can't Be Love" in the grocery store!

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          • conmee
            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
            • Mar 2003
            • 1945

            #50
            Terry,

            So you're telling me How Many Say I and Sucker In A Three Piece don't stand up to Roth-era lyrics and compositions? "Have you ever wanted VH bootlegs and boxsets, but all you got was Mammoth WVH... how many, how many, say I..."

            I would have preferred EVH packed it in back in 1985. If anything, the legacy, the legend would have grown. I don't think I'd miss one composition post-1985 if they'd never been recorded. I would even be willing to give up ADKOT to not have had to endure Hagar and Cherone albums. To digress, I mean if Randy would have lived, it'd be like Randy leaving Ozzy to start a rock band with Kevin DuBrow... wait, he actually did that prior to Ozzy... ok so it would be like Randy starting a rock band with Billy Squire or Boy George. Point being, Randy didn't live long enough to tarnish his legacy.
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            E.U.A.S. - "The Feng Shui in the House That Roth Built!"

            R.I.P. - Douglas Hitchens, Jr. aka Hitch1969 aka Supermodel Doug et al... 1-23-2017

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            "A reacharound doesn't need to be gay." - Sesh©®™, 1-18-2012

            "If we are going to have ex mods posting cocks can they at least be a manageable size." - Sesh©®™, 8-24-2011

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            • conmee
              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
              • Mar 2003
              • 1945

              #51
              Catfish,

              It's been awhile since I laughed out loud, but "goosebumps on your labia" got me. Don't know why, but probably because it's Von's labia you're talking about.
              An Icon©®™Incorporated/GODDAM BUCK-KNIFE JACKBOOT MOTHERFUCK©®™ Production.
              hitchWORLD1969.com© and Old Boy Club© Co-Founder, Investor, and Spiritual Leader 1996-2024©™®


              E.U.A.S. - "The Feng Shui in the House That Roth Built!"

              R.I.P. - Douglas Hitchens, Jr. aka Hitch1969 aka Supermodel Doug et al... 1-23-2017

              "It is possible to OverGap©®™" - Sesh©®™, 5-8-2013

              "A reacharound doesn't need to be gay." - Sesh©®™, 1-18-2012

              "If we are going to have ex mods posting cocks can they at least be a manageable size." - Sesh©®™, 8-24-2011

              "For the love of jive, have a waborita and chill out." - Hitchman©®™, 5-18-2004

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              • Terry
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 11982

                #52
                Originally posted by conmee
                Terry,

                So you're telling me How Many Say I and Sucker In A Three Piece don't stand up to Roth-era lyrics and compositions? "Have you ever wanted VH bootlegs and boxsets, but all you got was Mammoth WVH... how many, how many, say I..."

                I would have preferred EVH packed it in back in 1985. If anything, the legacy, the legend would have grown. I don't think I'd miss one composition post-1985 if they'd never been recorded. I would even be willing to give up ADKOT to not have had to endure Hagar and Cherone albums. To digress, I mean if Randy would have lived, it'd be like Randy leaving Ozzy to start a rock band with Kevin DuBrow... wait, he actually did that prior to Ozzy... ok so it would be like Randy starting a rock band with Billy Squire or Boy George. Point being, Randy didn't live long enough to tarnish his legacy.
                Now, just hang on one fuckin' minute, here...Quiet Riot had their moment. You were pumping your only just last week got your first hair on balls adolescent fist in the air to their version of Cum On Feel The Noize back in the fall of '83 along with the rest of us, so neveryoumind gaslighting the fact that Kevin DuBrow was da bom, yo!


                As to the rest, had EVH packed it in back in 1985, it wouldn't have diminished what he did for me one iota.
                Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                • Von Halen
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Dec 2003
                  • 7514

                  #53
                  Originally posted by Terry
                  Now, just hang on one fuckin' minute, here...Quiet Riot had their moment. You were pumping your only just last week got your first hair on balls adolescent fist in the air to their version of Cum On Feel The Noize back in the fall of '83 along with the rest of us, so neveryoumind gaslighting the fact that Kevin DuBrow was da bom, yo!


                  As to the rest, had EVH packed it in back in 1985, it wouldn't have diminished what he did for me one iota.
                  I hated Quiet Riot.

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                  • Von Halen
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Dec 2003
                    • 7514

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Catfish
                    Fuck you Von Halen! I saw him when he toured with Dirty Honey and we didn't know who was going on first that night. Unfortunately it was Wolf so I sat through it and gave him a chance. It blew! I hated it!

                    And don't start with the 'part of the problem' shit, you used to follow Van Hagar on tour and buy the T-shirts, you can't hide from your past! Hell you still get goosebumps on your labia when you hear "When It Can't Be Love" in the grocery store!
                    Mean Machine is the ONLY band to ever give me goosebumps on my labia.

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16375

                      #55
                      So what many of you are saying is that my David Lee Roth years Van Halen era mythical Great Box Set in the Sky will never come to pass? You know, the one with decent remastering, rare photos, interviews, outtakes and a "gotcha sucker" sticker for the insane price? Yeah, that one.

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                      • Terry
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 11982

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Von Halen
                        I hated Quiet Riot.
                        You loved 'em, just like the rest of us. You were banging your head, partying all night because the wild and the young had to be free.

                        You also jacked off to the Billy Squier Rock Me Tonite video. Admit it, because the only thing lamer than doing it in the first place is denying it ever happened.

                        AND...





                        ...secretly you thought the Why Can't This Be Love single was cool the first time you heard it.
                        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                        • Terry
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 11982

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          So what many of you are saying is that my David Lee Roth years Van Halen era mythical Great Box Set in the Sky will never come to pass? You know, the one with decent remastering, rare photos, interviews, outtakes and a "gotcha sucker" sticker for the insane price? Yeah, that one.
                          I don't wanna say never, but at the rate it's going should it ever come to pass it'll only happen after physical media has gone the way of the dinosaur.
                          Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                          • conmee
                            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 1945

                            #58
                            No offense meant, Terry. It was wrong of me to disparage Kevin and even try to compare him to Hagar. I’m sure that you and the “Battle Axe” wife of yours drive around in a “Slick Black Cadillac” downing cheap bottles of “Thunder Bird” only to find yourself “Breathless” as you “Run For Cover” with Metal Health blaring from your Pioneer cassette player. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Peace.
                            An Icon©®™Incorporated/GODDAM BUCK-KNIFE JACKBOOT MOTHERFUCK©®™ Production.
                            hitchWORLD1969.com© and Old Boy Club© Co-Founder, Investor, and Spiritual Leader 1996-2024©™®


                            E.U.A.S. - "The Feng Shui in the House That Roth Built!"

                            R.I.P. - Douglas Hitchens, Jr. aka Hitch1969 aka Supermodel Doug et al... 1-23-2017

                            "It is possible to OverGap©®™" - Sesh©®™, 5-8-2013

                            "A reacharound doesn't need to be gay." - Sesh©®™, 1-18-2012

                            "If we are going to have ex mods posting cocks can they at least be a manageable size." - Sesh©®™, 8-24-2011

                            "For the love of jive, have a waborita and chill out." - Hitchman©®™, 5-18-2004

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                            • conmee
                              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 1945

                              #59
                              I think you owe Von an apology. No way he thought When Cant This Be Love was cool. No way. The first time I heard it I said out loud “what the fuck is this gay shit?!?!” I mean I didn’t have high hopes coming from I Can’t Drive 55, but that song and Only One Way To Rock are like Day In The Life and Stairway To Heaven compared to that cheese that was released in 1986. I mean they couldn’t even out-Journey Journey.
                              An Icon©®™Incorporated/GODDAM BUCK-KNIFE JACKBOOT MOTHERFUCK©®™ Production.
                              hitchWORLD1969.com© and Old Boy Club© Co-Founder, Investor, and Spiritual Leader 1996-2024©™®


                              E.U.A.S. - "The Feng Shui in the House That Roth Built!"

                              R.I.P. - Douglas Hitchens, Jr. aka Hitch1969 aka Supermodel Doug et al... 1-23-2017

                              "It is possible to OverGap©®™" - Sesh©®™, 5-8-2013

                              "A reacharound doesn't need to be gay." - Sesh©®™, 1-18-2012

                              "If we are going to have ex mods posting cocks can they at least be a manageable size." - Sesh©®™, 8-24-2011

                              "For the love of jive, have a waborita and chill out." - Hitchman©®™, 5-18-2004

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                              • Terry
                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 11982

                                #60
                                Originally posted by conmee
                                I think you owe Von an apology. No way he thought When Cant This Be Love was cool. No way. The first time I heard it I said out loud “what the fuck is this gay shit?!?!” I mean I didn’t have high hopes coming from I Can’t Drive 55, but that song and Only One Way To Rock are like Day In The Life and Stairway To Heaven compared to that cheese that was released in 1986. I mean they couldn’t even out-Journey Journey.
                                So, I owe him an apology specifically for that, inferring that the Squier video thesis was accurate?

                                I'll admit the Hagar thing was a bit harsh and over-the-top: Von, I love you, man...no homo...
                                Scramby eggs and bacon.

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