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I fuckin' KNEW it!
AND I'm repeating it.
I suppose I shouldn't be one to talk, since even after hearing that first shitty single I went on to buy the album it came off of as soon as it was released. I figured that the rest of the album couldn't be that bad, never figuring that there were other tracks on the record that were even worse.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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Ah, the early days of 1986, when Hagar's arrival in Van Halen was like a romantic snuggle while wrapped in a pink cashmere sweater and pink capri pants.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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There’s a Terry-approved way to wear a straight jacket….
And then there’s a gay way…
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It was all so fucking lame 'Try Hard' wasn't it? Like the kind of people that put up a 'You don't need to be crazy to work here but it helps' sign in their workplace. Just as the music and performances become boring and safe they attempted to push the 5150 thing, ooh we are crazy mad men but we are all married and wearing pastel chino pants so safe enough for you to play on the school run.Last edited by Seshmeister; 02-01-2024, 09:28 PM.Comment
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Looks like George Michael joined VH. I always thought that Finish What You Started was a Faith rip-off.Comment
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This is 100%. If I have to give Van Hagar credit for anything, it's at least for being smart enough to switch gears and go pop/mom rock and find new audiences. There would always be the diehard Ed suck dicks of the world and Von Halens who would celebrate VH no matter what, but going pop got them more mainstream. Smart, considering they knew they would never be taken seriously as a true hard rock outfit again.Comment
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5150 is a sonic prostate exam.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Ha yes 100%=V V=
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Sticking to the medical theme, I would suggest that listening to 5150 is the equivalent of a sonic prostate exam, but the material itself is the equivalent of a sonic colostomy bag.An Icon©®™Incorporated/GODDAM BUCK-KNIFE JACKBOOT MOTHERFUCK©®™ Production.
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E.U.A.S. - "The Feng Shui in the House That Roth Built!"
R.I.P. - Douglas Hitchens, Jr. aka Hitch1969 aka Supermodel Doug et al... 1-23-2017
"It is possible to OverGap©®™" - Sesh©®™, 5-8-2013
"A reacharound doesn't need to be gay." - Sesh©®™, 1-18-2012
"If we are going to have ex mods posting cocks can they at least be a manageable size." - Sesh©®™, 8-24-2011
"For the love of jive, have a waborita and chill out." - Hitchman©®™, 5-18-2004Comment
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Maybe Sam and Wolfie will sing Moon River together as there is the snapping sound of latex and the gurgling sound of KY Jelly in the background. Bend over Mike!No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Why don't they just call it the ButterBall Tour=V V=
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The Butterball turkeys spew more gas than the tacos at the Cabo Wabo.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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The Fat Sheep and the Hairy Walrus Tour.posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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