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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32809

    #76
    Don’t forget Three Cocks in my Box and Can’t Get My Sex Drive Past Age 55.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Terry
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 11982

      #77
      Originally posted by Catfish
      Between you and me, and please don't repeat this, I know that Von Halen still celebrates Why Can't Love Walks In as much today as the day he bought the single!
      I fuckin' KNEW it!

      AND I'm repeating it.

      I suppose I shouldn't be one to talk, since even after hearing that first shitty single I went on to buy the album it came off of as soon as it was released. I figured that the rest of the album couldn't be that bad, never figuring that there were other tracks on the record that were even worse.
      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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      • Terry
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 11982

        #78
        Ah, the early days of 1986, when Hagar's arrival in Van Halen was like a romantic snuggle while wrapped in a pink cashmere sweater and pink capri pants.
        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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        • Catfish
          Sniper
          • Jan 2004
          • 898

          #79
          Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
          Sam will re-release 5150. Newly remixed with new lyrics


          7. Cock Cums In (Alien Butt Sex remix)
          8. 5,150 Dicks Sucked

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          • conmee
            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
            • Mar 2003
            • 1945

            #80
            There’s a Terry-approved way to wear a straight jacket….



            And then there’s a gay way…

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35267

              #81
              It was all so fucking lame 'Try Hard' wasn't it? Like the kind of people that put up a 'You don't need to be crazy to work here but it helps' sign in their workplace. Just as the music and performances become boring and safe they attempted to push the 5150 thing, ooh we are crazy mad men but we are all married and wearing pastel chino pants so safe enough for you to play on the school run.
              Last edited by Seshmeister; 02-01-2024, 09:28 PM.

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              • Silexxx
                Head Fluffer
                • Sep 2010
                • 269

                #82
                Looks like George Michael joined VH. I always thought that Finish What You Started was a Faith rip-off.

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                • Catfish
                  Sniper
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 898

                  #83
                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                  It was all so fucking lame 'Try Hard' wasn't it? Like the kind of people that put up a 'You don't need to be crazy to work here but it helps' sign in their workplace. Just as the music and performances become boring and safe they attempted to push the 5150 thing, ooh we are crazy mad men but we are all married and wearing pastel chino pants so safe enough for you to play on the school run.
                  This is 100%. If I have to give Van Hagar credit for anything, it's at least for being smart enough to switch gears and go pop/mom rock and find new audiences. There would always be the diehard Ed suck dicks of the world and Von Halens who would celebrate VH no matter what, but going pop got them more mainstream. Smart, considering they knew they would never be taken seriously as a true hard rock outfit again.

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32809

                    #84
                    5150 is a sonic prostate exam.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • Vinnie Velvet
                      Full Member Status

                      • Feb 2004
                      • 4594

                      #85
                      Ha yes 100%
                      =V V=
                      ole No.1 The finest
                      EAT US AND SMILE

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                      • conmee
                        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 1945

                        #86
                        Sticking to the medical theme, I would suggest that listening to 5150 is the equivalent of a sonic prostate exam, but the material itself is the equivalent of a sonic colostomy bag.
                        An Icon©®™Incorporated/GODDAM BUCK-KNIFE JACKBOOT MOTHERFUCK©®™ Production.
                        hitchWORLD1969.com© and Old Boy Club© Co-Founder, Investor, and Spiritual Leader 1996-2024©™®


                        E.U.A.S. - "The Feng Shui in the House That Roth Built!"

                        R.I.P. - Douglas Hitchens, Jr. aka Hitch1969 aka Supermodel Doug et al... 1-23-2017

                        "It is possible to OverGap©®™" - Sesh©®™, 5-8-2013

                        "A reacharound doesn't need to be gay." - Sesh©®™, 1-18-2012

                        "If we are going to have ex mods posting cocks can they at least be a manageable size." - Sesh©®™, 8-24-2011

                        "For the love of jive, have a waborita and chill out." - Hitchman©®™, 5-18-2004

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32809

                          #87
                          Maybe Sam and Wolfie will sing Moon River together as there is the snapping sound of latex and the gurgling sound of KY Jelly in the background. Bend over Mike!
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Vinnie Velvet
                            Full Member Status

                            • Feb 2004
                            • 4594

                            #88
                            Why don't they just call it the ButterBall Tour
                            =V V=
                            ole No.1 The finest
                            EAT US AND SMILE

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32809

                              #89
                              The Butterball turkeys spew more gas than the tacos at the Cabo Wabo.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                              • Jérôme Frenchise
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 7175

                                #90
                                The Fat Sheep and the Hairy Walrus Tour.
                                posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                                posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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