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That sounds like a great conversation starter... Well done.
LT
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Thank him for all of the great music and talk to him about guitars."Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."Comment
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Kick him in de NUTZ!!!
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!Comment
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Since FIGS isn't here at the moment...allow me...
BUMP!!!
A TRULY "CLASSIC" ThreadComment
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Shake my head at his sight. "To think what it once was..."<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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Boot to the nuts!
Fuck Eddie!Comment
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That's the spirit!!!!Comment
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Damn we had some good wars last yearOriginally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.Comment
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HA!!!Originally posted by tjvhou812
Damn we had some good wars last year
You cheeky Devil you!!!Comment
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Damn MR. White, you was a prick a year ago:DOriginally posted by Matt White
HA!!!
You cheeky Devil you!!!Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.Comment
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Originally posted by tjvhou812
Damn MR. White, you was a prick a year ago:D
SSSSHHHHhhhhhhhhhh...TJ....
I got 'em all snowballed into thinkin' I'm a "nice" guy......
BWAH-BWAH-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by Matt White
SSSSHHHHhhhhhhhhhh...TJ....
I got 'em all snowballed into thinkin' I'm a "nice" guy......
BWAH-BWAH-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
lolOriginally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.Comment
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Meeting Steady Eddie Van Halen
If I ever meet Steady Eddie I would take him to meet my mate stuart who looks just like him. We call him Steady, Steady Eddie Van Halen.Comment
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I would probably have to ask him if he wants a TIC TAC 'cuz I hate beer breath! !! !!!DT
...yeah i know that's a givin'!Comment
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Me personally, I'd take a picture, get him to autograph something, and thank him for "Jump"Roth Army Militia
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Did I ever hurt you in any way? If I did, then hear my apology: FUCK YOU!Comment
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