If you Fuck with Wayne L., you FUCK with hitchWORLD©

[Catfish]

Originally posted by choppizz
It's like he types his thoughts with his feet while doing something else,like washing his car. Just my opinion.

He should be washing MY car.

[Funkmonkey]

Hitch, I see that WayneL is now the wind 'neath your THING™, and at the risk of incurring the WRATH OF hitchWORLD©, I’d like to give you a recommendation. As a Roth Army™ FranchisePLAYA, I’d like you to teach WayneL the concept of relatability.

Grammar and punctuation aside, I believe the problem here is that many of us cannot not relate to what appears to be his ultimate purpose for his post: a classified ad for a woman that will let him suck on her toes.

While there’s nothing wrong with having a foot fetish, and I applaud his having a passion for something that truly turns him on, his post can be seen as objectionable since he attracts our attention with a compelling description of disrobing a beautiful human female then uses our attention as a platform to finish with a blatant classified ad alienating the men and putting off the women. Notice that, as of now, none of the ladies responded to his post.

Talking about luscious legs and sexy feet is grate. The kissing beautiful legs part is even better. The whole sucking on the toes thing does make me hesitate for a bit, but hey I’m a TeamPLAYER©, so I’ll go along with it. In fact, I’ll even check out HSN just to see what kind of “sexy & hot female hosts” he’s talking about. But the epic soap operatic account of his encounter with “Teresa” and the whole thought-I-was-in-love-but-maybe-not-in-love-but-I’ll-suck-her-toes-but-I’m-not-a-pervert thing seemed to scream out desperation and dangerously bordered on sounding GAY©.

And then when he finished with, “I'm looking for that special lady around 25-42 years old with a great personality, likes music, sports, politics & movies, has long, luscious legs & sexy, sensuous feet that I love & admire always because I'm looking for you at this moment”, it was clear that the bait and switch abuse of my attention was what the post accomplished. He attracted our interest with imagery of disrobing and kissing beautiful woman with long legs, then after he’s got our attention, blatantly slaps us in the face with a cheap and seemingly desperate plea to find a woman that will hold still long enough for him to suck her toes.

While I believe WayneL deserved some of the Negativity© focused at him for his veiled classified ad bait and switch, the rebuke he sustained was actually quite mild compared to other kinds of mud-slinging I’ve seen in the past at the DLRArmy. WayneL needs to write about his foot fetish in a manner that we can relate to so that we can, subsequently, chime in with contributions™ that keeps the topic alive and flourishing. Interestingly enough, if he stopped his post right after the HSN part, then mentioned the “Teresa” thing later, and included the classified ad part in perhaps another thread, this all probably wouldn’t be an issue and sunny clear skies would be the weather forecast for the mighty hitchWORLD©.

[choppizz]

Well fucking put, Funkmonkey. That's all I can say, well fucking put.

[Elitest]

what ****** ?



where ?

:confused:

[pete]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Dear Dr. Love and ƒlapp0...

Number one, quit FUCKING around. This is dead serious. I love you fellows but I WILL NOT TOLERATE HATRED OR ******TIVITY.

You fuckin' dickheads know that, so SIT DOWN and SHADDUP!

Wayne L. is MONEY, baby.

You babys are MONEY.

You're ALL so fucking Money, that you don't even know that you are ALL money.

If you all FILE SHARE™, I suggest that you search and download "Sucker in A 3 Piece" by Van Hagar. Don't fucking pay for this... or any other music for that matter. SHOPLIFT and enjoy.

*translation for Wayne L.*


GYNOCOLOGISTS!!

=h69=

yer daddy's waiting out on the toolshed

[Julius]

Goddamn you, Hitch. I told you last fucking week to pack your bags and vacate hitchWORLD post-haste.

That shit is mine all mine.

Christ, what's a man to do?

Get the fuck outta hitchWORLD, that's what.

Laters.

[Funkmonkey]

Originally posted by choppizz
Well fucking put, Funkmonkey. That's all I can say, well fucking put.

Thank you, thank you very much.

::snare hit and rim shot::

I'll be here all week.




...and no comment whatsoever from the mighty HitchBRAIN™. Feelin' the HitchWORLD™ isolation......

[FORD]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
ROFLMAO!!

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/por...&submit=submit

Check this out Doc.... my signature file, "pornolized"

"I'd also like to say that whatever it is that Howard "Dirk Diggler" Dean motherfucks, or whatever it is that he eats for breakfast every plowing, if I could give it to every other Democratic office holder and would-be office holder, we would immediately become the majority in the Raunchs and we would have about 35 muff sniffs. I have to tell you, I think a big part of it is just fomping for people, actually doing what you say you're going to do at election time." - - - Bill "Suck my tits dry" Clinton, 12 November 1997

"What I want to know is what in the world so many Wad pulls are doing supporting the gangbanging President's unilateral intervention in Iraq? What I want to know is what in the world so many Motherfucks are doing jerking tax cuts, which have bankrupted jerks country and given us the largest deficit in the deep throating history of the felching United States?" - Dr "Afterburner" Howard Dean to the pecking California "Fannyfarmer" Democratic Convention 3/15/03

Favorite "Fuck me for a Buck" Rothism: People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and despair. Well we of Van "Ball Buster" Halen are entering through it in a sex fighting yacht!

[KANE]

MYBITCH1969,
Iguess somethings never change, shut the fuck up, i'll skull fuck you and your cupcake called wayne, go back to watchin general hospital and leave your malnutritioned jimmy dean pure pork sausage finga's off that lotion staind keyboard, queenie.
p.s you still on that weider weight gain program ? if it didnt lift you up to 98 pounds i got some protein for you, it might even help you grow your 3 teefus back..

[Dave's PA Rental]

KANE returns!

[KANE]

Originally posted by Daves PA rental
KANE returns!

Sup DPR ? The place looks good, you bunch of slackers...

[Cathedral]

Wayne L. is a "DILDO" who picks up girlfriends at his own Family Reunion...His parents probably had the same last name before they were married. (you do the math)

There I was honest and i got straight to my point. and i don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks about it, especially Wayne L.

If he posts his garbage and continues to post his garbage that even his 1st grade classmates cannot decipher then he is asking for both barrels from me and every other memeber on this board.
I don't like him and the reasons do not have a mother fucking thing to do with this site.

And nobody, not even hitch is going to dictate to me how and what i say to the little dickwad....period.

[KANE]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Wayne L. is a "DILDO" who picks up girlfriends at his own Family Reunion...His parents probably had the same last name before they were married. (you do the math)

There I was honest and i got straight to my point. and i don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks about it, especially Wayne L.

If he posts his garbage and continues to post his garbage that even his 1st grade classmates cannot decipher then he is asking for both barrels from me and every other memeber on this board.
I don't like him and the reasons do not have a mother fucking thing to do with this site.

And nobody, not even hitch is going to dictate to me how and what i say to the little dickwad....period.

Originally posted by Cathedral
Wayne L. is a "DILDO" who picks up girlfriends at his own Family Reunion...His parents probably had the same last name before they were married. (you do the math)

There I was honest and i got straight to my point. and i don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks about it, especially Wayne L.

If he posts his garbage and continues to post his garbage that even his 1st grade classmates cannot decipher then he is asking for both barrels from me and every other memeber on this board.
I don't like him and the reasons do not have a mother fucking thing to do with this site.

And nobody, not even hitch is going to dictate to me how and what i say to the little dickwad....period.

SAY IT !

[PHOENIX]

Hey Kane do ya still pick your ass with a tire jack?

[KANE]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
Hey Kane do ya still pick your ass with a tire jack?

LO.....Your killin with your love !SAY IT !
No tire irons needed, just got 2 years worth of sand blasted anus, thanks for askin there,buddy.