Best Vh Album To Sex With

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  • OULUVROTH2
    Roadie
    • Jun 2005
    • 179

    #31
    OKay...how bout the best CHORUS...since everyone cant get it up to VH!!!

    ANYONE????????

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    • mentalpancake
      Roadie
      • Apr 2005
      • 183

      #32
      Originally posted by Grant
      I make up my own lyrics for Panama while in the sack...

      "She's cummin'
      I'm climaxing
      Right behind her rear end in doggie style
      Got her buttocks
      Power bangin'
      Emotions runnin'
      Ain't no stoppin' nooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

      Bangin-her!"


      :p
      That is probably the most brilliant thing I've ever heard.:D

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      • mentalpancake
        Roadie
        • Apr 2005
        • 183

        #33
        I honestly wouldn't mind any song...although Sunday Afternoon in the Park would probably scare me a little too much.

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        • mentalpancake
          Roadie
          • Apr 2005
          • 183

          #34
          Originally posted by SoldMySoul4RnR
          Best VH album to have sex with?

          None...the hole in the middle ain't big enough...really fuckin' hurts.
          I just got a bad visual of someone trying to do that.

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          • LadyTudor2711
            Head Fluffer
            • Sep 2004
            • 227

            #35
            Originally posted by OULUVROTH2
            I WOULD HAVE TO SAY PERSONALLY.... VAN HALEN II... AND THEN 1984


            Women and Children First, lol.

            Best,

            LT

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            • PumpedUpMidget
              Head Fluffer
              • May 2005
              • 469

              #36
              I don't know--never had sex with Van Halen playing in the background before

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              • OULUVROTH2
                Roadie
                • Jun 2005
                • 179

                #37
                Originally posted by PumpedUpMidget
                I don't know--never had sex with Van Halen playing in the background before

                Sounds like you haven't lived yet!!!!!! If you have a chance, put on the second side of 1984 ....and tell your girl...to hang on for the ride of her life!! AND if you can keep your ass up with the beat of those drums...you will have her cuming back for more everytime!!!!!!


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                • Carmine
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 7693

                  #38
                  Originally posted by OULUVROTH2
                  Sounds like you haven't lived yet!!!!!! If you have a chance, put on the second side of 1984 ....and tell your girl...to hang on for the ride of her life!! AND if you can keep your ass up with the beat of those drums...you will have her cuming back for more everytime!!!!!!


                  HA!! Phukkin A right there!!

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                  • Grant
                    Sniper
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 881

                    #39
                    Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
                    hehehe good one:D
                    Originally posted by mentalpancake
                    That is probably the most brilliant thing I've ever heard. :D
                    Why thank you!

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                    • mentalpancake
                      Roadie
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 183

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Grant
                      Why thank you!
                      No problem. You should write songs professionally, that was some good stuff.

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                      • Big Troubles
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 8517

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                        Beh... I have my sex with Barry White songs. It's almost :D impossible to keep up with the rythm of VH during sex.
                        LOL! If you cant keep up to VH sex, then you are doing it wrong. :D Fair Warning IMA. Give er a try!

                        cheers :bottle: right back at ya!
                        "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                        • canadiandlrgirl
                          Full Member Status

                          • May 2005
                          • 3616

                          #42
                          Originally posted by Grant
                          Why thank you!

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                          • Bandit02
                            Groupie
                            • May 2005
                            • 74

                            #43
                            I know it ain't CVH but ya gotta throw "Eat em an Smile" in there too! LMFAO. Diver Down is a good one but once I get started it could be the theme from the Dukes of Hazard playing and I wouldn't care! heeeheee:D :D :D
                            Bandit02
                            Have ya ever noticed how much Sammy looks like Bette Midler in drag

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                            • OULUVROTH2
                              Roadie
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 179

                              #44
                              GOOD IDEA!

                              Originally posted by Bandit02
                              I know it ain't CVH but ya gotta throw "Eat em an Smile" in there too! LMFAO. Diver Down is a good one but once I get started it could be the theme from the Dukes of Hazard playing and I wouldn't care! heeeheee:D :D :D
                              Put some DLR solo shit on here!!! Hell yeah! I like the song Big Trouble! Pretty fuckin cool to get a blow-job too! Well, pretty much I would get a job listening to anything!!!

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                              • canadiandlrgirl
                                Full Member Status

                                • May 2005
                                • 3616

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
                                HA!! Phukkin A right there!!

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