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  • OULUVROTH2
    Roadie
    • Jun 2005
    • 179

    Best Vh Album To Sex With

    I WOULD HAVE TO SAY PERSONALLY.... VAN HALEN II... AND THEN 1984
  • SoldMySoul4RnR
    Head Fluffer
    • Feb 2005
    • 362

    #2
    Best VH album to have sex with?

    None...the hole in the middle ain't big enough...really fuckin' hurts.

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    • canadiandlrgirl
      Full Member Status

      • May 2005
      • 3616

      #3
      Originally posted by SoldMySoul4RnR
      Best VH album to have sex with?

      None...the hole in the middle ain't big enough...really fuckin' hurts.
      :D

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      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12749

        #4
        Beh... I have my sex with Barry White songs. It's almost :D impossible to keep up with the rythm of VH during sex. Barry White, on the other hand, is grate to turn down the light, put your arm around her and whisper something sweet in their ear, and get down to business. You can also keep up with the rythm indefinitely. Cheesy? They all say that in the first 5 seconds...

        Neil Diamond's grate for afterwards, you know, for holding and cuddling. That'll always grant you an extra night or two. :D

        Cheers! :bottle:

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        • OULUVROTH2
          Roadie
          • Jun 2005
          • 179

          #5
          Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
          Beh... I have my sex with Barry White songs. It's almost :D impossible to keep up with the rythm of VH during sex. Barry White, on the other hand, is grate to turn down the light, put your arm around her and whisper something sweet in their ear, and get down to business. You can also keep up with the rythm indefinitely. Cheesy? They all say that in the first 5 seconds...

          Neil Diamond's grate for afterwards, you know, for holding and cuddling. That'll always grant you an extra night or two. :D

          Cheers! :bottle:
          Then how about favorite song then...

          "Little Dreamer"?

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          • Anonymous
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 12749

            #6
            Originally posted by OULUVROTH2
            Then how about favorite song then...

            "Little Dreamer"?
            Little Dreamer's a kewl ballad... But how're you gonna have sex to the sound of it? It's not donnable, I say. At least I can't do it. Maybe because I start singing everytime I hear it? :D

            Cheers! :bottle:

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            • OULUVROTH2
              Roadie
              • Jun 2005
              • 179

              #7
              Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
              Little Dreamer's a kewl ballad... But how're you gonna have sex to the sound of it? It's not donnable, I say. At least I can't do it. Maybe because I start singing everytime I hear it? :D

              Cheers! :bottle:
              No offense big man! But I think all sex would be a bit better if there was some CVH in the background! The only reason Dave said he got into the "biz" was so he could act out his sexual fantasies on stage!

              Peace!


              How bout Drop Dead Legs?

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              • Anonymous
                Banned
                • May 2004
                • 12749

                #8
                Originally posted by OULUVROTH2
                No offense big man! But I think all sex would be a bit better if there was some CVH in the background! The only reason Dave said he got into the "biz" was so he could act out his sexual fantasies on stage!

                Peace!


                How bout Drop Dead Legs?
                Perfect for hot, steamy sex on a hot summer night. Sweat all over the sheets and slow, hard thrusts. And be cool, I'm not fighting ya. We're only sharing opinions.

                Cheers! :bottle:

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                • canadiandlrgirl
                  Full Member Status

                  • May 2005
                  • 3616

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                  Beh... I have my sex with Barry White songs. It's almost :D impossible to keep up with the rythm of VH during sex. Barry White, on the other hand, is grate to turn down the light, put your arm around her and whisper something sweet in their ear, and get down to business. You can also keep up with the rythm indefinitely. Cheesy? They all say that in the first 5 seconds...

                  Neil Diamond's grate for afterwards, you know, for holding and cuddling. That'll always grant you an extra night or two. :D

                  Cheers! :bottle:
                  awe.... any girl that dates you is pretty damn lucky

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                  • canadiandlrgirl
                    Full Member Status

                    • May 2005
                    • 3616

                    #10
                    Originally posted by OULUVROTH2
                    No offense big man! But I think all sex would be a bit better if there was some CVH in the background! The only reason Dave said he got into the "biz" was so he could act out his sexual fantasies on stage!

                    Peace!


                    How bout Drop Dead Legs?
                    and i must add he does a very fine job of it....especially when he wore assless chaps and started shakin his ass at the audiance...i would have gave anything to be in the front row when that happened...and it would have to be panama played durring sex "reach down between my legs"or girl gone bad.....cause that is deffenatly how i'd be feeling...BAD :D

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                    • canadiandlrgirl
                      Full Member Status

                      • May 2005
                      • 3616

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                      Perfect for hot, steamy sex on a hot summer night. Sweat all over the sheets and slow, hard thrusts. And be cool, I'm not fighting ya. We're only sharing opinions.

                      Cheers! :bottle:
                      mmmmm...we think alike

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                      • SoldMySoul4RnR
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 362

                        #12
                        Fast music can be fun to have sex to :D

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                        • OULUVROTH2
                          Roadie
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 179

                          #13
                          noW THAt's the sPIrit!!!!!!!

                          The Opening of OH Pretty Woman...Eddie's guitar wailing coinciding with everytime you pump one!

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                          • diamondsgirl
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 7563

                            #14
                            As for myself, I could start with VHI and go right through 1984.

                            Put any Hagar in the mix and its a deal breaker right there.
                            “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                            • OULUVROTH2
                              Roadie
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 179

                              #15
                              Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                              As for myself, I could start with VHI and go right through 1984.

                              Put any Hagar in the mix and its a deal breaker right there.

                              MY kind of girl!

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