Worst Van Hagar/Cherone Song.

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32865

    #46
    Originally posted by SNIPER
    Mine All Mine is not only the most gay tune ever, but then put it as the first song on an album? WTF were they thinking. Some kind of new wave electro shit!!!
    "You got Allah in the east Jesus in the west, Christ what is a man to do?" 100% Sammy lyric shit. First of all Jesus was from the east because ancient Palestine where he lived is in Asia. All Abrahamic religions (Judism, Christianity, and Islam) all came from western Asia. The west is Europe and North America which created lot's of Christian derived religions and a few crackpot ones like Scientology.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32865

      #47
      When Love comes Walking In still has to be the gayest. Aliens and love entering an opening all sounds like Sammy got anal probed or anal probed and alien.
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • TwoFoolsAMinute
        Sniper
        • Apr 2004
        • 925

        #48
        Originally posted by hambon4lif
        ....well, we could start by digging up WARF and arresting him for treason for starting this stupid fucking thread, but I'm not sure what the statute of limitations are....

        TwoFools is in tha' house!!!

        WTF's been goin' on?
        Nuthin' Just raising my family, going to college, that sort of stuff.

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        • GreenBayLA
          Sniper
          • Jan 2006
          • 796

          #49
          I voted How Many Say I, and a lot of us did too. But at least that song doesn't haunt me on the radio...
          "Nothing gets a yak over a suspension bridge faster than 'Back in the Saddle Again' by Aerosmith" ~ DLR

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          • Terry
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12028

            #50
            Originally posted by bigc
            I just thought feels so good was just....totally abysmal.

            the lowest point on the worst album of the "Van Hagar/Cherone" era
            That WAS definitely one of the lowest points of Van Halen.

            It's like, by the second album with Hagar, Van Halen were already ripping off stuff they did on the first album with Hagar (a lot of the synth melodies in the tunes So Good and Why Can't This Be Love sound very similar to these ears).
            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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            • Golden AWe
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 34245

              #51
              "Can't Stop Loving You" makes Bon Jovi sound like a rock band...
              Originally posted by Cato
              Golden, why are you FAT?
              Originally posted by lesfunk
              Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
              http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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              • hambon4lif
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • Jun 2004
                • 2810

                #52
                Originally posted by TwoFoolsAMinute
                Nuthin' Just raising my family, going to college, that sort of stuff.
                Cool! Keep on keepin' on.

                I'm just sitting here tripping out after finding out what happened to LOC....

                .....life has a harsh way of reminding us that we're not invincible.

                It's actually made me re-think my hedonistic lifestyle.

                Right now I'm just keeping J in my hopes and prayers......it just goes against the laws of the universe that he has to go through that shit.

                Fuckinay!

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                • steve
                  Sniper
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 841

                  #53
                  "Feelin" off Balance... it takes it self soooo seriously, only to build to lyrics like "John Paul's all bulletproof...and it puts me through the roo - oof (notice the breaking of roof into two syllables).

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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 59099

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    When Love comes Walking In still has to be the gayest. Aliens and love entering an opening all sounds like Sammy got anal probed or anal probed and alien.
                    Not to mention Eddie's not even playing guitar on the fucking shitty song. The Cheddar Peddling tequila salesman is!



                    By Hagar's own admission, this was the first song he wrote with Eddie. It should have been the last....
                    Eat Us And Smile

                    Cenk For America 2024!!

                    Justice Democrats


                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • 78/84 guy
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 2557

                      #55
                      That VH 3 disc is a complete joke !!

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                      • ace diamond
                        Full Member Status

                        • Sep 2004
                        • 3863

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                        How Many Say I, without a doubt.
                        yes, i fully agree.
                        i voted for this also.
                        look, i love to hear eddie kick fucking mad ass on the guitar, but this song proves two things very clearly about the man.
                        1.He is an excellent pianist.
                        2.there is a very good fucking reason he is not the lead vocalist. his voice sucks donkey balls,
                        worse than me, cherone, and hagar combined.
                        not quite as bad as ethyl mermon or william hung, though...........
                        Last edited by ace diamond; 02-06-2011, 01:13 AM.
                        Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                        When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                        "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                        • CROWBAR
                          Commando
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 1283

                          #57
                          I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with this music.

                          What was the question again?

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                          • SunisinuS
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • May 2010
                            • 3301

                            #58
                            Ballot or the Bullet. And like most times I vote...my candidate is a write-in.
                            Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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