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  • tajmahal
    Head Fluffer
    • Mar 2007
    • 211

    Worst VH Song Ever

    The hands down worst song ever is "How Many Say I". DLR would have never allowed this song to be on a VH album. Even Sammy would have told Eddie that he would sing this song. What is even more amazing is this is the last song on the last full length studio album which came out 9 years ago! For the love of ......
  • chi-town324
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Feb 2007
    • 2618

    #2
    pretty woman...god i hate that song

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    • hideyoursheep
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2007
      • 6351

      #3
      "I Cant Stop Eating...uh, Loving You"




      Last edited by hideyoursheep; 08-02-2007, 01:34 PM.

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      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15347

        #4
        Not Enough is an abomination to the band.

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        • svrwthr
          Head Fluffer
          • Oct 2006
          • 271

          #5
          There are a few but it has got to be Happy Trails
          http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...thr2/Roll1.gif

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          • EAT MY ASSHOLE
            Veteran
            • Feb 2006
            • 1887

            #6
            Don't know anything past 5150 (but for the stuff that was on the radio), and I intend to keep it that way.
            RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            • Loons The Great

              #7
              Well well well...Ooh well well...Yez Yezaaaah

              I wasn't aware there were VAN HALEN songs after 1984??

              Unless you're talkin' EEAS, Skyscraper, ALAE, YFLM, DLR Band, and Diamond Dave...

              I'll cast my vote fo':

              I'll Wait

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              • 5150EVH5150
                Roth Army Recruit
                • Aug 2007
                • 3

                #8
                Has anyone ever heard Strung Out? I did, and my ears are still in pain.
                <img src="http://www.maj.com/gallery/vanhalen5150/VanHalen/kramer5150.jpg">
                Forget ESP, Kramer all the way

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                • jcook11
                  Commando
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 1281

                  #9
                  The shittiest "song" with roy "singing" I have ever had the pleasure of spitting on has to be man on a mission......but then agaian there is so much to despise!

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                  • delta5150
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 225

                    #10
                    I think VH III has a good collection of shit songs, but "Big fat money" with those lame Hagar lyrics takes the biscuit, here they are if you want to puke.

                    Some say money is bad for the soul
                    Bad for the rock, bad for the roll
                    Bad for the heart , bad for the brain
                    Bad for the damn near everything oh yeah
                    It must be good for something
                    Come on pay the rent
                    Telephone, telefax, telefunkin' teletrash
                    Tell a cop, tell a friend
                    Think we've hit the stonet end
                    Nothing left, nothing right
                    Now they want a bigger bite
                    Everybody wants some
                    Everybody wants big money oh yeah
                    They want big fat money
                    That's what I want
                    Big fat money
                    Too much temptation
                    Enough to kill a generation
                    Space station, starvation. Premature ejaculation
                    This ain't groovin', this ain't funky
                    It's on my back
                    But it ai't my monkey no
                    Oh yeah, gimme some of that big big money
                    That's what I want
                    Big fat money
                    Big big money
                    Smoke this, eat that
                    My ol' lady's gettin' fat
                    High rise, high rent
                    Before it's earned, it's all been spent
                    Where's it gonna come from?
                    Who's it gonna to go?
                    Ain't beatin' but I'm being eatin' by money, oh yeah
                    Big big money, gimme, gimme, gimme
                    Some of that big money, alright
                    That's what I want
                    Well alright, oh big big money
                    Now, gimme, gimme, gimme
                    Some of that big money
                    That's what I want
                    That's wht I need
                    Gimme big fat money
                    Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme
                    Gimme some of the big fat money

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                    • delta5150
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 225

                      #11
                      Oh yeah "strung out" is fucked up indeed - something a bored lunatic would come up with, and "doing time" is a bit silly too.

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                      • delta5150
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 225

                        #12
                        By the way "Pretty woman" is a cover and that doesn't count, Van Halen's version is fine by me

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                        • jharp84
                          Veteran
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 2096

                          #13
                          Sammy - what a fucking brilliant lyricist!! JFC! Worst EVH song ever - EASY - HANDS FUCKIN DOWN!! How many say I! Jag OFF played that as last encore on VHIII tour! My buddy had the best line! "STICK TO YOUR DAY JOB!!!!! Worst song w/DAVE my vote- happy trails!!

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                          • Grant
                            Sniper
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 881

                            #14
                            Apart from the intro, I was never a fan of 'Women In Love'.

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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19145

                              #15
                              Some absolute turds have been mentioned, but nothing even comes close to being as shit as "Dreams".

                              Nothing should be that turgid. It is just plain wrong.
                              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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