Dave's sister to make a Van Halen Lullabye album

[bantonelli]

Zahzoo - you are on FIRE with this thread! LMAO!

[Diamondjimi]

Just archiving this for myself...

She should've left out the psychic part... (imo)

[Diamondjimi]

What a troll you are Gar.

They are lullabies.

If you do not understand consistency and familiarity is valuable with infants and toddlers, then you are rather challenged when it comes to a significant part of humanity, children.

However, to be explaining this to someone that urinated on small boy (not to mention being naked in public shower where children were normally expected), put a child's heath at risk but deliberately exposing the young child to your feces, and many more examples of child endangerment -publicly and within your household - is redundant.

Take care, Gar.

Nice pwnage, Blaze. But he didn't shit on the kid. Gar walked over with his junk in his hand and urinated on the young boy.
I'm sure Garfail saves his fecal/scat stories for Hitchworld or The Rogan Boards...

[Sensible Shoes]

Oh fuck all the music portion of this thread - she has Dave's cheekbones. Wonder if she does the trademark smile too?

[diamondsgirl]

I really like Stairway to Heaven.

[diamondsgirl]

I just listened to the samples and these songs are adorable.

Obviously, nothing you want to rock out to, but awesome for babies (and Max) to go nani-na.

[FORD]

Technically, it's a relative of the rock star putting this out. Is the album a cash grab? Possibly, but not nearly as shameless as some done in the past...

Or worse yet......



(The original "deadbeat dad" cashes in....)

[ZahZoo]

Technically, it's a relative of the rock star putting this out. Is the album a cash grab? Possibly, but not nearly as shameless as some done in the past...

I know... technicalities... But if Ms Lisa can get her reclusive brother out of hiding and away from the dog shows, she's a rock star in my mind!!

Hey she got him behind the Strummin w/ the Devil project. Even motivated him to utilize a vocal coach and since then he's never sung better... well than ever, especially live on the VH 07/08 tour.

[Blaze]

What a troll you are Gar.

They are lullabies.

If you do not understand consistency and familiarity is valuable with infants and toddlers, then you are rather challenged when it comes to a significant part of humanity, children.

However, to be explaining this to someone that urinated on small boy (not to mention being naked in public shower where children were normally expected), put a child's heath at risk but deliberately exposing the young child to your feces, and many more examples of child endangerment -publicly and within your household - is redundant.

Take care, Gar.

[GAR]

These are good....
Take a listen...

http://www.rockabyebabymusic.com/

All the songs sound the same: NOT good.

[Blaze]

Blather...SU & SYW

[GAR]

Why is it stupid?

Because when things are done poorly, and they do not sell, that sucks.

Things that suck are stupid by definition



- for example, consider @1:25 in this clip how Lisa contends what initiated this push for baby product was a so-called friend of a cousin, who said a psychic told him this was going to be the venture for her.

I wonder why the psychic just didn't email it direct and ask for an inside investment if it's such a phenom ideer.. that's kinda stupid. But then again "psychics" will never put themselves in-between a client and their own money. It's always them telling the client what to do with their money, less of course their "fee."

"Psychics" do not as an industrial classification have the best batting average over either Harvard MBA-grad's choice in marketing.. nor the little corner girl selling lemonade in the summertime. But then again, grads and lemonade stands never fucking ripped anybody off like shyster Psychcs and I've been alarmed recently at the increase in proliferation just in the last few years how many signs for storefront Psychics have cropped up in the last decade.

[kwame k]

I do not know if you all know this, but often people as young as 20 and 21 one have children.
When that happen those people usually raise them....

[Blaze]

http://www.rockabyebabymusic.com/ecom2/index.php/music/rockabye-baby-lullaby-renditions-of-smashing-pumpkins.html

[Blaze]

Who should we Rockabye next:
Foo Fighters
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Rush
Beyonce
Beastie Boys
Hall & Oates