"Tattoo" lyrics

[Dave's Bitch]

I think GA got it pretty much spot on

[-=VH=-]

so who's posting the actual lyrics? Tattoo is tattooed in my brain but I want to sing the correct lyrics!

[Yount]

Mousewife makes sense. She is a timid housewife/mom w potential. She gets a tat and now you see and think of her differently. Now you notice she's hot cause she got some ink. And she's a mom. Hence momshell. Only dave.

Any moon or mouse is a friend of hers and this one will doooo just fine...

[clarathecarrot]

Tattoo, rocks and the video entertains...

I feel good ! like I knew that I would...

I used to post all the time in refference to all the bullshit threads about the members of Van Halen and all Dave this Sammy that...

It was my closer my end all I rool u thread down burn sentence...here how it go.

I don't give a fuck who DLR has for a back up band..I am a lead singer fan..Roth is the best man for what I like to hear.

And I rooled all that I surveyed..but you know what..? I think after seeing this vid and some of the jazz floating aimlessly puposeful, towards what could be some real live magic.

Perhaps I do care who DLR works with cause let me tell you sumptin..

-Dave up front looks right.
-Edwards great guitar playing sets Dave at a place that pushes him towards his best production of sound.
-AL as always really holds things down to a managable level, yet seems to elevate the whole dynamic with his unreal understanding of what needs what where.
-Wolf has a gift that will keep on matching and the rythm with weight.

I am working on a new sentence that will rool, don'no what it's gonna be, what it is, yet, it takes time to confrone it all together, sum of the parts baby..

Can't wait for this album !

[ashstralia]

i'm thinkin roth army logo, my av, and member #.

[Sensible Shoes]

You're just being nice. Maybe I should get a =VH= tat anyway. Been meaning to for a LONG long time.

[ashstralia]

shoes, you can't be a single mousewife. you could, however, be a single momshell.

[Sensible Shoes]

Isn't "mousewife" a term for a stay at home mom who spends her time surfing the net, Facebooking, Farmvilling, Tweeting, etc...? "Momshell" is equal to a MILF (mom bombshell). Maybe I'm off here?

Oh SHIT I'm a mousewife who's single!!!!!! Even a BIGGER LOSER

[twonabomber]

I'm going with:

Swapmeet Sally
Tramp Stamp Tat.

yeah, i think that's it. as in, Swap Meet Sally (got) a tramp stamp tat (and) went from mousewife to momshell... i think he's only talking about one chick, tramp stamp Kat (or Cat) sounds like two.

[Marx1000]

Vanshipman.... You said it bro... Clever indeed!

[Sensible Shoes]

Apparently "Momshell" is some kind of dress for pregnant women........

You're not a "momshell" you're a "mousewife"

[Marx1000]

I'm going with:

Swapmeet Sally
Tramp Stamp Tat


Either way... I love it! Dave comes up with the best lyrics.

[Little Texan]

Those lines about the union in the lyrics really warmed my heart. I'm a firm believer and supporter of worker's unions and rights, and hearing Dave sing about them on a positive manner really connected with me. This is the kind of lyrical content you wouldn't get with that asshole Hagar penning the lyrics. With Hagar you got this kind of shit:


Yeah! Feelin', no I don't like what I been told
I'm feelin'
And I'm bleedin', like no one else will ever know
I'm bleedin'
Whoa! Dealin', I'm dealin' with these things
I'm feelin'
Oh, I'm dreamin', I'm dreamin', I'm dreamin' things that show me
What I'm seein'
Yeah! Seein', I'm seein' things that don't know
What I'm feelin', yeah
Lord, I've been feelin', I'm feelin', I'm feelin' things that
I don't, I don't know, I don't know!
Lord, what I'm seein'

Yeah!
Yeah, yeah yeah

Hey, I don't understand

Now, I'm a stupid norwegian but even I write better lyrics than that!!

Or this lyrical gem:

I need a job
I need a job
I'm willing to work
But I need a job

I stand in the street
With a sign in my hand
I'm willing to work
But I need a job

Got nothin' left
Lost it all
Can I get back to zero
Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero
I need a job

Yeah, I need a job
I need a job

[Heater]

Apparently "Momshell" is some kind of dress for pregnant women........

[FORD]

Isn't "mousewife" a term for a stay at home mom who spends her time surfing the net, Facebooking, Farmvilling, Tweeting, etc...? "Momshell" is equal to a MILF (mom bombshell). Maybe I'm off here?

This was pretty much my interpretation. Everybody knows what a MILF is, but it's not a very lyrical term, so Dave made up one that works better.

mom+bombshell= momshell. If it ain't in the Urban Dictionary already, it will be by the end of the week.