Make HouseOfPaincakes MODERATOR!

[WARF]

That's it BOB...

Nail Em' while your still young!!!

[LoungeMachine]

I'm the gratest thing since sliced bread...

:D

As if slicing bread is that hard. :D

[kwame k]

As if slicing bread is that hard. :D

I'm thinking that's not the kinda hard Bob was getting at.

[houseofpain]

I don't lie to dudes about my age...

Only females...

But why not???

They've been lying to men since the beginning of time...

I go after 21 year olds... so at 31... It gets a lil weird....

I say i'm 25.... and most chicks dont even believe i'm that old...

It must be the genetics...

My Dad is 65 and he looks like he's 45....

It's THE SAMMY HAGAR GENE!!!

uh uh uh uh u hu hu hu hu

I'm thinking why the hell not. Women lie about everything. How old they are, when their last period was, that they are on the pill, how many men they've slept with...all kinds of shit. So I say this, get as much pussy as you can until you make that committment to never have any more pussy except the current pussy. Get them started as young as you can, teach them their role...besides, when I was a teen, it was fun fucking chicks younger than me...

[houseofpain]

the simple fact is this... Houseofpain is an rotharmy original...

Yeah he disappeared... But he was loyal to sarge... He never jumped ship to ddlr.com

even i did that... Lol... But i was fired... So i was like dlr in eat em and smile mode...

Uh u hu hu hu h uh uh huuh u u hu hu

houseofpain for mod.... End of fucking story....

I was here like dlr during the golden period (78-84)

and left during the van hagar era (mezro)

and now im back...

And you know what???

Eat us and smile is fucking back...

So come on houseofpain... Say those two magical words...

Suck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

suck it!!!!!!!!!

[houseofpain]

And wassup HOP! Cool to see you...

But WARF, I don't think someone who posts 180 posts in four years is here enough to monitor the boards, which is what is entailed...

And with Obama's thought police monitoring the internet, we need to be viligent in keeping our forums clean or it may disappear...

Just my two cents...

Pretty cool to see you to ELVIS. You are the fucking king bro...
A couple of things:

A) I lost about 2700 posts back around 2005
B) I think pretty much everybody around all the VH forums who knows me, and knows me well will tell you the same thing. I've earned the right to do whatever the hell I want. I'm the Brett Favre of the message board.
C) Sarge and Poj know me as well as anyone here, WARF and FORD included, so they know what they're getting with me.
D) I like D cupped titties!
E)at Us And Smile
F) Nice to see you again ELVIS. Didn't you fly the colors once upon a time?

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

don't forget the Giant Strawberry, and the Sea-Ock, and then there were a couple more he tried to register that i denied.

That was a Giant Starwberry, in honour of BownM&Ms misspelling..

[Sweet Irony]

OK GARs a nut...WARF is the man... and HoP needs to be a moderator!! The next question is---can I join him??

Sarge? POJO? You know my qualifications...:D

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

VERY qualified.. no argument here!

Strong poster, regular logins, popular member - why not?

[LoungeMachine]

no argument here!

As if your opinion mattered.

[houseofpain]

SI and HOP modding the same board...it would have to be a sexual board...

[FORD]

OK GARs a nut...WARF is the man... and HoP needs to be a moderator!! The next question is---can I join him??

Sarge? POJO? You know my qualifications...:D

Damn.... HOP and Sweet Irony returning to the fold in the same week?

Who's next?

BTW, where's Redfire??

[houseofpain]

Dude, I was just at the house with him and the folks for the last 4 hours. He's been lounging here. He needs to effing post...

[redblkwht]

SI and HOP modding the same board...it would have to be a sexual board...

Is it wrong to make a new forum for these two? I think it
may be a good idea! just my opinion..
pics & alot of board hits i'd be willing to bet!

[houseofpain]

At the very least we'd be very entertaining "sexting" each other!