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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798
    #1

    The EPA creates it's own biohazards

    Federal Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In The Hallway
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/25/epa-pooping-hallways_n_5530650.html
    Federal Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In The Hallway


    Federal employees at the Environmental Protection Agency have been instructed to stop defecating in the hallway of a regional office in Denver, Colo., according to an internal e-mail obtained by Government Executive.
    Nothing surprises me anymore. Where are they hiring these people? Hire my dog, she's house broken and won't crap in the hallway.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16338
      #2
      It's Denver. People shit in hallways all the time here.

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32798
          #3
          Man. That legal weed there has really fucked people up.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58785
              #4
              I pissed in an elevator once when I was really drunk, and the fucking assholes locked the bathrooms in the building. But taking a shit would have been way over the top.
              Eat Us And Smile

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                • Seshmeister
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Oct 2003
                  • 35192
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  Man. That legal weed there has really fucked people up.
                  Did you see the link to the other case?

                  Guy on $120k a year admits to spending 2-6 hours a day watching porn at work at the same place and doesn't get sacked...

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                    • vandeleur
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 9865
                      #6
                      That's a great job , but that much porn would desensitise you to it . Or certainly damage your eye sight.
                      Annual eye exams would catch him , your basically looking for a stevie wonder character who has access to military grade Kleenex
                      fuck your fucking framing

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32798
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Seshmeister
                          Did you see the link to the other case?

                          Guy on $120k a year admits to spending 2-6 hours a day watching porn at work at the same place and doesn't get sacked...
                          I've got to get a government job.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32798
                              #8
                              Originally posted by FORD
                              I pissed in an elevator once when I was really drunk, and the fucking assholes locked the bathrooms in the building. But taking a shit would have been way over the top.
                              Ever notice when you sit all evening in a hot tub full of drunks nobody ever gets out to take a piss?
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                • ELVIS
                                  Banned
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 44120
                                  #9
                                  In Denver, nobody gets out to take a shit...

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