If you could make one decision as President, what would it be?

[Susie Q]

This is a tough one....

[GAR]

I would decide the State of Utah should be quarantined for mental illness, followed by a ritual of Ethnic Cleansing from Mormanism.

[Ozzy Fudd]

nuke the whole middle east

[freak]

Invade Europe and introduce basic hygene to the natives.

Annex Australia because they're the only other country on Earth with any class. Canada will be given a second chance as every Canadian i've met seems pretty cool. All they have to do is send the snobby French ones back to France.

Prosecute Microsoft. Not for monopolistic practices but for producing second rate garbage.

Round up liberals and use them as court jesters.

I f caught in a sex scandal, I will openly admit to receiving the blow job and will delight in telling my accusers about it in vivid detail.

Vote for me and I'll set ya free!

Edit: I know only one thing was requested but I'm trying to build a platform here

[seenbad]

Cut exactly 75 percent of all social programs.

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by freak
Edit: I know only one thing was requested but I'm trying to build a platform here

And you did that very well too.

[scorpioboy33]

shit this is a limbaugh thread...god I hate repukes

[FORD]

Arrest every last neocon traitor and sentence them to death, which is the correct penalty for treason.

[freak]

Originally posted by FORD
Arrest every last neocon traitor and sentence them to death, which is the correct penalty for treason.

Alright you.
Put the cap on.
The one with the bells.
Juggle something.

[madraoul]

Outlaw all corporations so they would all go back to being "Mom and Pop" operations. That way I would know who I'm talking to when I call customer service.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by seenbad
Cut exactly 75 percent of all social programs.

Gee thanks.....that would eliminate my job. LOL. Just don't complain when the homeless move into your front yard :p

[Mezro]

Eliminate welfare, affirmative action and the homeless.

Mezro...no more free rides on my watch...

[Don Corleone]

Pornography to be free.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Mezro
Eliminate welfare, affirmative action and the homeless.

Mezro...no more free rides on my watch...

Does that include corporate welfare?

[Mezro]

Originally posted by FORD
Does that include corporate welfare?

Absolutely!

I'd want to make sure that SBA type funding would still be available to help "mom and pop" shops and people starting new business ventures but all the rest is fat just waiting to be cut.

Mezro...people need to work for the American dream...not steal it from others...