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    Why I don't like HAGAR

    Why I don't like HAGAR

    Because there is just no gay in me.

    There is nothing gay about me..
    That is why I choose the Dave brand..

    How about you?

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    nice observation...
    Good reasoning..
    Good deduction..
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    The "it will amaze you" thing made me laugh really hard...

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    I was about to cut that fucker some slack, you know, bygones are bygones sort of thing. Now we hear he is back to fuck up Van Halen all over again? I hate him more than ever now. The only thing keeping me in check is the news that its only for a BOVII. Time for his ass fucking by the brothers. Maybe thats why he is going back ! That Gay old fucker wants a double dutchie up the date !!
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    I wonder how many people we could get to boycott BOV2?

    Is it even going to be a WB release.

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    Is it even going to be a WB release?

    Sorry, it drives me nuts when I spell shit wrong or don't use correct punctuation.

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    Ya know.. if they do reunite..
    You can bet your ass we are going to form a boycott.,..

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    there is nothing to like about sammy hagar..

    he eats asshole .

    i never have purchased or supported ANYTHING in conjunction with that twit..

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    Originally posted by ian_doherty

    he eats asshole .
    Asshole is only one.. singular..
    Wouldn't it be better to say that "Hagar Eats My Ass" or Hagar Eats Assholes' because assholes is plural..
    I am sure the guy has ate more than one ass in his lifetime..

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    I'm sure the ass he's eaten has been on a man too.

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    He's a male ass eatin' tub of shit.

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    Originally posted by DLR7884
    I'm sure the ass he's eaten has been on a man too.

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    He's a male ass eatin' tub of shit.
    Damm that was straight to the point.!

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    yeah! thats what im talkinbout.
    some REAL roth fans. good to
    meet ya!
    sammy is like fuckin non-alcoholic
    fuckin beer man! tasteless,useless,
    and a bad fuckin idea in the first
    fuckin place!!!! I hate hate that fuckin homo!!!!!

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    Originally posted by mammoth
    yeah! thats what im talkinbout.
    some REAL roth fans. good to
    meet ya!
    sammy is like fuckin non-alcoholic
    fuckin beer man! tasteless,useless,
    and a bad fuckin idea in the first
    fuckin place!!!! I hate hate that fuckin homo!!!!!
    Great post .. reminds me of somone else..

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    I will NOT buy BOV2!

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    That would make a great t-shirt:

    "Got Roth" on the front...

    "Hagar Eats My Ass" on the back...

    There you go Sarge...10% of the profits please.
    Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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    Originally posted by Daves PA rental
    That would make a great t-shirt:

    "Got Roth" on the front...

    "Hagar Eats My Ass" on the back...

    There you go Sarge...10% of the profits please.
    How about "Hagar Eat's Gay Ass" on the back

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    Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
    How about "Hagar Eat's Gay Ass" on the back
    no need for specification here...everybody knows anyway...
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    and I love this thread

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    Originally posted by Daves PA rental
    That would make a great t-shirt:

    "Got Roth" on the front...

    "Hagar Eats My Ass" on the back...

    There you go Sarge...10% of the profits please.
    Sign me up. I'll wear it in the front row of the first VH show
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    I hate Hagar's voice. I never liked his music even before he joined van halen.

    His voice is more annoying than Rosanne Barr.

    thefive

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    I'm not wearing any shirt with Spam's name on it!

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    Originally posted by DLR7884
    Sorry, it drives me nuts when I spell shit wrong or don't use correct punctuation.
    HELL DYSLEXIA IS SELDOM CURED IN PEOPLE WHO WON'T WORK AT IT BUT AT LEAST YOU DON'T TYPE IN ALL CAPS ANYMORE. 3 YEARS OR IS IT FOUR AND NOW HE EVEN INDENTS AND SPACES HIS LINES. I THINK ITS GREAT

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    ASS EATING?

    Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
    How about "Hagar Eat's Gay Ass" on the back

    This is kind of ass Dave would eat...me too!

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    And this is the kind Sammy would eat:

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    Re: ASS EATING?

    Originally posted by DaveIsKing
    This is kind of ass Dave would eat...me too!
    Who is this? Angelina Jolie?


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    Damn straight.

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    Originally posted by ian_doherty
    there is nothing to like about sammy hagar..

    he eats asshole .

    i never have purchased or supported ANYTHING in conjunction with that twit..

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
    Why I don't like HAGAR

    Because there is just no gay in me.

    There is nothing gay about me..
    That is why I choose the Dave brand..

    How about you?
    [/QUOTE


    your a pipe bender
    Originally posted by RIKK

    Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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    if you look in the back of sam...
    you cand see thefive w/his hand in his pants jackin off

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    Here's another reason.


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    i dont know who has more pics of sammy the five or sammy's mom

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    No comment.
    I like to pay close attention to the things I'll forget later...

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    Roth Laws


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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by tjvhou812
    Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
    Why I don't like HAGAR

    Because there is just no gay in me.

    There is nothing gay about me..
    That is why I choose the Dave brand..

    How about you?
    [/QUOTE


    your a pipe bender
    you reek of jizz and sweaty ass

    just like sambo

    yeeaahhh!!!

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    and your mike jackson next project

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    Originally posted by tjvhou812
    and your mike jackson next project
    :confused:

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    Because Van Hagar is for faggots and lesbians.

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    This thread is giving me ass-ulcers of the cornea.

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