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    Sensitive Men Do Exist

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they
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    leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that
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    bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. There where
    Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,
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    medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears
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    top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would
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    collection of teddy
    bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
    mention
    this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
    She turns to him ... they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes
    off
    and make hot steamy love.

    After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
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    there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,
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    "Well, how was it?".
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    ."Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

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    LOL! good one

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    "BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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    I want a woman that after I fuck her she turns into a sandwich and a six pack.... but thats just ms

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    Originally posted by JCOOK
    I want a woman that after I fuck her she turns into a sandwich and a six pack.... but thats just ms
    please!! that would be such a treat

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    Good!

    Almost as good as the guy who banged his ex-g/f (who was begging to have him back), and after he blew on her stomach reached into his wallet and tossed a dollar into the mess!

    True story, I know that guy. Neat fella!
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    Good!

    Almost as good as the guy who banged his ex-g/f (who was begging to have him back), and after he blew on her stomach reached into his wallet and tossed a dollar into the mess!

    True story, I know that guy. Neat fella!
    i did that too....im not saying she was rough.....but she gave me change

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    I'd have blown my spooge up her ass, and then shoved the dollar bill in after it.



    But, that's the type of sensitive guy I am.

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    I'd have blown my spooge up her ass, and then shoved the dollar bill in after it.



    But, that's the type of sensitive guy I am.

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    Aw, kewl. Double post!

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    Originally posted by Viking
    Aw, kewl. Double post!
    i was just gonna ask does that mean you did it to her twice! lol

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    Yes Virginia, sensitive men do exist... and they date each other.

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    Originally posted by lms2
    Yes Virginia, sensitive men do exist... and they date each other.

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