If Dave is about 5 foot nine..
What?
That makes Sammy 5 foot 2?
If that?
If Dave is about 5 foot nine..
What?
That makes Sammy 5 foot 2?
If that?
Hagar kinda looks like his bitch in that picture...
Dave looks old..er...
Sammy looks like old shit...
Sammy's a sawed-off little fucker, ain't he?
I'd say it pretty much spells it out. Dave was a giant in Van Halen, Sam was small potatoes.
thats a good picture and it was a good tour
We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl
That picture is the musical equivalent of a picture of George Bush Senior hugging Bill Clinton.
"The only adventures I regret are the ones I missed" DLR
Hagar is a runt.
“If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush
well at least Hagar went all out with the t-shirt..
I bet he has on capri pants and some flip-flops
I love that pic!
The Bellowing Giant and the Screaming Troll.
I have a book which states Dave is 6 ft 1 in.
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
I have a book which states Dave is 6 ft 1 in....?
I look at these two and say damn.....sucks that we all have to grow old!!
LMAO!Originally posted by Seshmeister
“ Originally posted by Flash Bastard
I have a book which states Dave is 6 ft 1 in. ”
aging makes you smaller !
Its fitting that Sammy is so short. The time I spend listening to his music is the same.
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
Spammy makes music?
Thats news to me................
He makes soemthing, I think tequila and lawn fertilizer ?? For that lush green lawn, Sammy will personally open his mouth over your front yard..Originally posted by Cathedral
Spammy makes music?
Thats news to me................
G'day CAT ! Glad to see that you are "Alive"
Right back at ya..... I've been dead, it was very liberating..
Sambo doesn't make music..he makes my ears bleed.
DAVE OR THE GRAVE!!!!!!!!!
It's like a "I met Ric Flair" fan pic......Originally posted by Catfish
I love that pic!
The Bellowing Giant and the Screaming Troll.
another arrogant, lying, self-important jackass of a short futher mucker....Originally posted by rustoffa
It's like a "I met Ric Flair" fan pic......
"When you walk that aisle...when the butterfies start churnin'...hold that mike close solie........when you step in that squared circle.....and you realize.....when YOU REALIZE that you're stepping in the ring with the WORLD CHAMPIONS OF ROCK AND ROLL......you gotta ask yourself one question punk.......do I have what it takes to be the man?Frankly spammy,I don't think so".
Dave's cheese grin makes me roll everytime I see it! ... He also outplayed Sam presenting that award ... made him look loke a fool ...
Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...
Why is Sammy wearing yellow in every pic I see? Is it because he's the Ched Rocker?
..look at all the mods in here tonite !
Bette must have a new flick coming out.
he started calling himself "red rocker" after wearing all yellow shit in his can't drive 55 video and being compared with ronald mc donald...I think deep inside he prefers yellow...and a bic mac with X-tra cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese...Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Why is Sammy wearing yellow in every pic I see? Is it because he's the Ched Rocker?
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Hagarlooks like such a fucking
in that pic!
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Yes, and he takes his lyrics with extra cheese, too.Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
he started calling himself "red rocker" after wearing all yellow shit in his can't drive 55 video and being compared with ronald mc donald...I think deep inside he prefers yellow...and a bic mac with X-tra cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese...
That's a very interesting way of looking at it, but if that were true, he couldn't look Gary Coleman straight in the knee cap.Originally posted by Panamark
Its fitting that Sammy is so short. The time I spend listening to his music is the same.
I can't believe that Dave touched Spammy! His hand musta been dripping with that simulated cheese sauce you get with your nachos. I'm upset about that picture. Kinda like catching your parents fucking - that's some shit you just don't wanna see. I'll have nightmares.....
Sammy the "Twinkie Rocker".Jiz in the middle.
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