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    Wink Ultimate Xmas gift for the ladies!!

    THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR THE LADIES

    For the sex crazed woman and the power hungry man... Where would you buzz??

    Meeting the in-laws??? LOL!!! Any ideas???

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    Anyplace that would normally be really boring....like waiting in line at the grocery store.
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    In the grocery section of Tesco's with a marrow stuck up me arse .
    Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
    the chazzers are so lucky
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    Originally posted by Reverberator
    In the grocery section of Tesco's with a marrow stuck up me arse .
    Now I'd like the remote control for that one Rev.. he he he he!!!

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    I'd like to know if I could or if I really wanted to use a vegetable in such an unspeakable manner .

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    Never know until you try babe.. or you could put the thong on backwards and I could buzz ya!!

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    boy howdy~

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    That looks like what Darth Vader wore in Star Wars.

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    How about during the sermon in church? LMAO!

    WHAT? I'm kidding!

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    I rub my Duckie.. coool!!

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    Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
    Never know until you try babe.. or you could put the thong on backwards and I could buzz ya!!
    Interesting ......

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    During a parent-teacher conference.

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    Or while at the in-laws
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    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Quote Originally Posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Quote Originally Posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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