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    Beaver Finds Loose Cash

    Beavers weave stolen cash into dam
    Monday, November 15, 2004 Posted: 1:59 PM EST (1859 GMT)

    GREENSBURG, Louisiana (AP) -- These eager beavers had a whole new slant on money laundering.

    A bag of bills stolen from a casino was snapped up by beavers who wove thousands of dollars in soggy currency into the sticks and brush of their dam on a creek in eastern Louisiana.

    "They hadn't torn the bills up. They were still whole," said Maj. Michael Martin of the East Feliciana Parish sheriff's office.

    The money was part of $70,000 to $75,000 taken last week from the Lucky Dollar Casino in Greensburg.

    St. Helena Parish deputies searched for the money for days until a lawyer, hoping to make a deal with prosecutors for a client, called and said the money had been discarded in the creek, Police Chief Ronald Harrell said.

    Officers searched the creek during the weekend, finding one money bag right away and spotting a second downstream against the beaver dam.

    The third bag of cash couldn't be found, Martin said, so deputies started breaking down the beaver dam to drain the pond it was holding. That was when they saw the dam's expensive decoration. They eventually found the missing bag, which the beavers hadn't completely emptied.

    "The casino people were elated" to get the money back, even if some of it was wet, Harrell said.

    Altogether, deputies found about $40,000, and they expect to find the rest in a safety deposit box at a bank in Mississippi, authorities said.

    Copyright 2004 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

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    I reckon I woulda like ta have found that there.....

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    I've been in clubs where beavers snap up bills. I've also heard they can smoke a cigarette, do amazing things with ping-pong balls..........

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    Any beaver WITH cash is a plus in my books!

    Funny thing though, a lawyer knew it was there but turned it in to the cops? Must have been afraid of a little beaver. Or, he's splitting that third bag of loot with his client.

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