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  1. 11-16-2004, 04:38 PM #1
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    Chicken/Pickle/Poop/Gristle

    There is a chicken in my pickle
    Oh that fucker does not tickle
    Can I get a double scoop of poop
    A double scoop of fudge for posterity
    Double-entendre for my posterior
    Slap a prostate on a plate
    Launch a tub of gristle at the moon
    I'm not a Griswold disciple
    Bug juice by the bucket
    The flavor of poon in June
    Can I cycle the wild crab walrus
    Wombat walnuts are a rubber mask
    Plant a shovel in a queasy hovel
    Oh that desk has a cheap fiber core
    Call it a Metamucil stocking stuffer
    A bland hand is no turkey fluffer
    I'm off to wrestle parchment
    I'm off to wrestle Parliament
    More than just a ripe filbert filter
    Wax to a full load of wash on watch

    Mezro...Copernicus' tourniquet makes deep salsa daily...
    Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!
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  2. 11-16-2004, 04:45 PM #2
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    Alright then..................



    Explain???
    Moving webhosts & will be making changes to the picture hosting - watch this space..
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  3. 11-16-2004, 06:38 PM #3
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    Originally posted by smaz
    Alright then..................



    Explain???
    Slow day at the office so I decided to allow a little brain fart to seep out.

    Mezro...crickets chirping = my exercise was a complete Andy Kaufman like failure...
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  4. 11-16-2004, 07:10 PM #4
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    And its very pertinent too. :confused: Well, refreshingly different anyway.

    The mind of Mezro preserved for posterity!
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  5. 11-16-2004, 07:12 PM #5
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    My cock itcheth .

    May be syphillis .
    Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
    the chazzers are so lucky
    so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg
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  6. 11-16-2004, 07:15 PM #6
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    Originally posted by lms2
    And its very pertinent too. :confused: Well, refreshingly different anyway.

    The mind of Mezro preserved for posterity!
    It is about as pertinent as Pert for Ernie and not Bert.

    Mezro...my mind: alien's downloaded into doncha know...
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  7. 11-16-2004, 07:17 PM #7
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    Originally posted by Reverberator
    My cock itcheth .

    May be syphillis .
    My spot looks like Mona

    May be Waborita melanoma

    Mezro...scabies with rabies just for babies...priceless...
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  8. 11-16-2004, 07:28 PM #8
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    Originally posted by Mezro
    Slow day at the office so I decided to allow a little brain fart to seep out.
    LMAO Mez you're just too fucking funny!!! You farted out your ears and it sounded like that?? He he he!
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  9. 11-17-2004, 01:21 PM #9
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    That was by Shel Silverstein, right?
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  10. 11-17-2004, 01:25 PM #10
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    Uh oh...if sammy reads that we could have the sequal to "up for breakfast"....
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  11. 11-17-2004, 01:35 PM #11
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    Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
    Uh oh...if sammy reads that we could have the sequal to "up for breakfast"....
    Maybe it will find its way onto one of those "ten albums worth of material."
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  12. 11-17-2004, 01:38 PM #12
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    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
    Maybe it will find its way onto one of those "ten albums worth of material."
    Lets hope that "10 albums worth of material" Ed has turns the classic VH catalogue from 6 to 16!!!
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    Actually, that could prpbably be sung to the tune of Up For Breakfast

    LMAO!
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  14. 11-17-2004, 02:00 PM #14
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    the original "chicken pickle poop gristle" is nice.

    My buddy and I (him mostly) came up with a new name recently, this seems like a nice place to share it with the world:

    "skeetchops scatbreath"

    anyone know what skeetchops are?
    gnaw on it
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  15. 11-17-2004, 02:01 PM #15
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    Originally posted by SoCalChelle
    Actually, that could prpbably be sung to the tune of Up For Breakfast

    LMAO!
    pick right up after " she puts the butter on my biscuit..."
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  16. 11-17-2004, 03:32 PM #16
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    I'm fucking insulted to have been even mentioned in the same breath as the Red Rockin Cum Dumpster!

    Mezro...Chicken/Pickle/Poop/Gristle was written with love for all my friends at the Army...
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  17. 11-17-2004, 03:38 PM #17
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    Originally posted by Mezro
    I'm fucking insulted to have been even mentioned in the same breath as the Red Rockin Cum Dumpster!

    Mezro...Chicken/Pickle/Poop/Gristle was written with love for all my friends at the Army...
    Let me be the first to say.......................................SORRY!
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  18. 11-17-2004, 04:09 PM #18
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    Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
    Let me be the first to say.......................................SORRY!
    Sorry heals my wounds but I may never unleash the planned sequel Pork/Pimple/Gonad/Grunt.

    Mezro...see...see what the fucking world will be robbed of...
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  19. 11-17-2004, 04:15 PM #19
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    Originally posted by Mezro
    Sorry heals my wounds but I may never unleash the planned sequel Pork/Pimple/Gonad/Grunt.

    Mezro...see...see what the fucking world will be robbed of...
    Oh do tell! I think I actually had a Pork/Pimple/Gonad/Grunt once!
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  20. 11-17-2004, 04:20 PM #20
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    C'mon Mez, don't punish the whole army for the sins of a few.
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    Originally posted by lms2
    C'mon Mez, don't punish the whole army for the sins of a few.
    In the eyes of many my presence is punishment enough.

    Mezro...to the thighs of a few my presence presents flooding and spasms for days...
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  22. 11-17-2004, 04:39 PM #22
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    Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
    I think I actually had a Pork/Pimple/Gonad/Grunt once!
    Sorry Big R, it is not a deli sandwich

    Mezro...maybe later I'll share some more chatter and clatter...maybe...
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    Originally posted by Mezro
    Sorry Big R, it is not a deli sandwich

    Mezro...maybe later I'll share some more chatter and clatter...maybe...
    Damn! I was sure I had one before!
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