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    Sarah Jessica Parker

    Fuck!!!

    Please tell me that I'm not the only one who finds this woman to be a totally unattractive pig? Now I see she's doing fucking GAP commercials as some sort of "sex symbol?" Lord, she has a friggin' horse face!!!!

    Imagine that mug of hers in the morning with no makeup and morning breath? Kill me now!!!!

    Fuck her and her "Sex in the City" fame. She sucks and is butt-ugly!! IMO!!!

    *rant off*
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    You aren't the only one. I wouldn't call her a pig but I do hear ya.

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    I have no fucking idea.... Ferris Bueller is married to it.....save Ferris.

    And those GAP ads....there's a "gap" alright.

    If those constipated artsy-fartsy motherfuckers wanna sell a goddamned hoodie, why are they wasting time with Lenny Kravitz and anorexic dipshits?

    Give the people what they want.

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    Ferris is married to her ?????

    Whatever happened to the chick that took the day
    off with him ??????
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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Ferris is married to her ???

    YES!!!!!

    Is she a hog or not and tell me she doesn't look like Bette Sammy Middler Hagar (outside of the obesety but the tits are dead on!!!) in that pic?



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    You people compare ME to SAMMY HAGAR?!?!?!?!?


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    I woulda nailed her in "Honeymoon In Vegas". She looked pretty good in the showgirl getup...

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    now that sarah michelle gellar
    on the other hand.....

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    Can not say I find her all that attractive...

    I gotta agree though, Sarah Michelle Gellar on the other hand...Holy sweet Jesus....

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    Yes!!!

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    Hit me!!!!

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    Originally posted by ashstralia
    now that sarah michelle gellar
    on the other hand.....
    You pig!!!! LOL!!!!

    I have to tell you my infamous "orange peel" story..............

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    this probly aint real,
    but phwooooaaar!

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    Originally posted by MAX
    You pig!!!! LOL!!!!

    I have to tell you my infamous "orange peel" story..............
    c'mon max, spill it!

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    Originally posted by ashstralia
    this probly aint real,
    but phwooooaaar!
    Excuse me while I smack the fuck out of myself!!!!!

    WHOAH, THOSE SILVER BOOTS!!!!!!

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    Originally posted by ashstralia
    c'mon max, spill it!
    It's around........

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    Originally posted by MAX
    It's around........
    okay bro,
    i'll go lookin when i've got more time
    i'm off to a gig.
    or you could pm me a link!

    but shit yeah! silver boots, g and bra
    pretty hot huh?

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    i dig scrawny chicks. i'd bang the ass (what ass she has) off SJP.

    hell, i'll take Mrs. Freddie Prinze too.
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    It's interesting about Sara Jessica Parker... she kinda a mixed bag. In some makeup/getups/camera angles she looks good and other times she's got the horseface thing going. Odds are she's one of those women that would scare the fuck out of you at 7 in the morning with no makeup, morning breath and morning hair...
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    Sara Jessica Parker is one fugly bitch. You could take 20 random women off the streets, give 'em the treatment, and at least 10 would look better than her.
    gnaw on it

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker

    Originally posted by MAX
    Fuck!!!

    Please tell me that I'm not the only one who finds this woman to be a totally unattractive pig? Now I see she's doing fucking GAP commercials as some sort of "sex symbol?" Lord, she has a friggin' horse face!!!!

    Imagine that mug of hers in the morning with no makeup and morning breath? Kill me now!!!!

    Fuck her and her "Sex in the City" fame. She sucks and is butt-ugly!! IMO!!!

    *rant off*
    OK Max, I'm going to agree with your opinion. There is already 18 other posts in this thread and I'm not going to read any others before I hit the "Submit Reply" button. She's not only ugly, she's repulsive. Let's see how I compare....
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    Yup, never a fan of SJP.

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    Originally posted by ashstralia
    phwooooaaar!
    Ferris's wife is a dog, now Sarah Michelle Gellar on the other hand! Sweet Jesus!

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    Oh My....

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    Last one...

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    SJP looks like Dee Fookin' Snyder on a bad day... lmao....

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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Ferris is married to her ?????
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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Ferris is married to her ?????

    Whatever happened to the chick that took the day
    off with him ??????
    Don't no where "Sloan Peterson" is but, she is/was hot!

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    Okay, she's a "butta' face." But I definately would...

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker

    Originally posted by MAX
    Lord, she has a friggin' horse face!!!!

    *rant off*
    Yes indeed buddy she does have a horse face. She does though have a dynamite A+ body. Just like my former neighbor!
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    Talking

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker

    Originally posted by MAX
    Fuck!!!

    Please tell me that I'm not the only one who finds this woman to be a totally unattractive pig? Now I see she's doing fucking GAP commercials as some sort of "sex symbol?" Lord, she has a friggin' horse face!!!!

    Imagine that mug of hers in the morning with no makeup and morning breath? Kill me now!!!!

    Fuck her and her "Sex in the City" fame. She sucks and is butt-ugly!! IMO!!!

    *rant off*
    I wouldn't fuck her with Hitch's dick.

    The bitch is fucking nasty.

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