When is the last time that you had some pussy

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

The last time Wayne had pussy.. he took a marker and drew a smilie face on his hand and started talking in a female voice.
The ventriquilist hand.

I just ate and pounded some nice young trim.. it's a habit I have been into for years and it will continue.
What I don't think is that some of you fuckers have been laid in this century.

Come on.. How long has it been.
Not trying to brag here just stating the obvious that alot of the members here never get any pussy and never get laid.

This is your time to confess. State it here. How many years has it been?

Me====== 2 hours
Now it's your turn.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
I just ate and pounded some nice young trim.. it's a habit I have been into for years and it will continue.

Like crown Mould?That shit's too expensive to be beatin' on and eatin' it sure won't get yer game room finished neither.

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

No pussy for anyone, they are too afraid to admit it.

[Roy Munson]

I get it all the time. I even procreated. Top that, raisinface.

[Eyes of the Night]

"it's been awhile" ...

Better that than eating out untastful women who don't bath ...

[Dr. Love]

let's see ... about 10 hours

[Cathedral]

New Years and last week in The Smokie Mountains...I even got some stuff on video...

[Osama Bin Laden]

Unfortunately, it has been far too long. Even though I have many wives, I cannot be with them at the moment for obvious reasons

And the women in Pakis....er, my undisclosed location?? Great ghost of Mohammed! I'd rather have unclean relations with a goat!

[Viking]

Oh, two days ago. We've been busy working, but here comes the weekend......

[Elitest]

about 4 weeks ago ....



a large black Tom called Dakota.....he will do ANYTHING for me...

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
The last time Wayne had pussy.. he took a marker and drew a smilie face on his hand and started talking in a female voice.
The ventriquilist hand.

I just ate and pounded some nice young trim.. it's a habit I have been into for years and it will continue.
What I don't think is that some of you fuckers have been laid in this century.

Come on.. How long has it been.
Not trying to brag here just stating the obvious that alot of the members here never get any pussy and never get laid.

This is your time to confess. State it here. How many years has it been?

Me====== 2 hours
Now it's your turn.

I raped your mother today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as she spread

[alexpgrimes]

Just had some last night. By the way thanks Cat your mojo dance did the trick.

[Sarge]

I had a blowjob before I went to work!
Great way to start off a day!

[Mr Grimsdale]

1947

[Sammy Who??]

last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I raped your mother today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as she spread

My moms pussy is as dry ans an ild oak stump and smells like a porta john
She says you have a long tongue

[Roy Munson]

Dickface, you been fisting your mother again?

I bet you got some scat in that pipe yer smokin'.

[Roy Munson]

When Dickface's mom bends over her ass looks just like a catchers mit.

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
When Dickface's mom bends over her ass looks just like a catchers mit.

And you are the pitcher pitching your puny dick into her pus laden and yeast infected hole!

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

No one here ever gets laid.
Wayne L fuck off!!

[rustoffa]

I had some pussy last night...it was like a warm bucket of water. I couldn't find a side with a divinin' rod, much less my own. Thoughts raced through my mind....should I step back and kick it? Will I find the quicksand Gee spot? It wasn't for the faynte of hart. I walked fucking away...made it out alive. Remember that Ghostbusters movie where the dipshits got slimed? That's exactlythefuck what I reckon I looked like.

Real estate. That's the answer.....I'm gonna sub-let that cavernous cooze without permission.

Oh! My bad! That ain't a yeast infection....people are moving in!

[Romeo Delight]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Like crown Mould?That shit's too expensive to be beatin' on and eatin' it sure won't get yer game room finished neither.

Walnut? African Rosewood? Bubinga? Looks like a bitch to scribe...

[Nitro Express]

I worked into a nice 35 year old. Called her by the wrong name, hung on for the wild ride as she bucked and kicked. Wore her down and shot my load all over the tattoo above her ass.

[thome]

Last i had was 02 -04-04 more recent that mcslappy back there.
so whos the stud now???

[Dirty Duck]

A quickie about 2 nights ago...it was goooood.