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    TourettesGuy.com

    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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    "I bought your colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!"

    Ahahahaha!

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    YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I was cussed out once by a chick with Tourettes. I almost kicked her ass.
    TLC
    You KNOW I got the blues.
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    Welcome to Massachusetts. Now get the FUCK out of my way!

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    Originally posted by Roguesgirl
    I was cussed out once by a chick with Tourettes. I almost kicked her ass.
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    You bitches need to watch these videos.


    NOW

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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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    Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't GIVE A SHIT!!!!

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    I do believe that almost everyone on both sites have Tourettes Syndrome.

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    Originally posted by Katydid
    I do believe that almost everyone on both sites have Tourettes Syndrome.
    I tried to read all the posts in this forum the other day, and by the time I was done, MY ASS HAD TURNED TO JELLO!!

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    I saw the film "Not Another Teen Movie." I liked the retro 'OZZIE AND HARRIET' style cheerleader who had Tourettes syndrome!

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    ... help!! im cramping up........ho ho hahah. ...

    You’re grounded,

    What for?

    Because you don’t think
    the garbage disposal’
    sounds like Chewbacca
    taking a shit

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    Suck my Dick or cock.

    Where Were You Born?

    Last Time I gave a Shit I GOT FUCKED!!

    That stuffs classic Dr. Love

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    FUCK SALT!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Ohhhhhhwww SHIIIITT !
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    FUCK HEAD & SHOULDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    LMFAO!
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    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

    That is all.

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    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


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    Then it's really true??:eek:

    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
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    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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    This was best laugh I've had in a long long time.
    I can't even laugh anymore... i'm out of air.

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    can't get enough

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    These Fishsticks are as hard as Tits

    Whose Tit have you been squeezing that have been hard?

    FUCK YOU

    This shit is classic.

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    You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a 2 hour SHIT for all I care!!!!


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    I watched every single one!

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    Me too...my fav was the fishsticks, fuck salt one.

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    "Whos' the faggot with the tuba?"

    FOOKIN' ACES!!!!!

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    Who's that faggot with the tuba...?

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    Originally posted by WARF
    Who's that faggot with the tuba...?
    Eddie Van Halen

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    I like how he answers the phone...instead of saying hello he says "PISS!!"

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    I know who has Tourettes (the brother of a friend). A few years back I was at his brothers wedding, and it could have been something out of a film

    To start with they let the guy with Tourettes film the wedding. As he's filming the bride walking into the church, all of a sudden all you hear "FUCK THE POPE" shouted really loud. As the service went on, he was doing okay until the "do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife part" when he then came out with "Fucking Whore".

    I've never laughed so much at the wedding before.
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    Originally posted by Don Corleone
    I know who has Tourettes (the brother of a friend). A few years back I was at his brothers wedding, and it could have been something out of a film

    To start with they let the guy with Tourettes film the wedding. As he's filming the bride walking into the church, all of a sudden all you hear "FUCK THE POPE" shouted really loud. As the service went on, he was doing okay until the "do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife part" when he then came out with "Fucking Whore".

    I've never laughed so much at the wedding before.
    Hilarious story! Cheers!
    Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm still giggling!
    posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
    posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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    LOL This guy is a poet! His son wakes him up as he is sleeping on his sofa, and, hardly awoken, he replies yelling "IT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALEX TREBEK HAS A PICTURE OF A GIRAFFE IN HIS ASS, DURING AN EARTHQUAKE!"


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    And then I told her... AHHH SHIT MOTHER FUCKER that she was gorgeous.

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    Yes... I bought your colgate toothpaste... the one with tartar control... AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

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    That was the best.

    and the camera backs up and he's pissed himself.

    BALLS

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    PENIS
    Originally posted by flappo
    i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

    Originally posted by Cato
    translating your Japanese.


    "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

    omae baka dana?

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    WTF???? Is this the same guy yelling at cats?

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/tourettescat.html

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    "FUCK YOU, YOU'RE GROUNDED!"

    "For what?"

    "BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT, GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

    Priceless...

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