Larry Hagman - Interview

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Ah ha!!! I've found a sensitive spot...the "mormon" comments piss you off, huh?

Not at all, I've just heard it a million times. It strikes me funny not.

By the way, anyone that admires J.LO can collect his prize of homosexuality at the door, right next to the GIGLI headbands in the front foyer.

Soooooo,

You are telling me she isn't hot? :confused:

[Rikk]

She's a cunt. No, I don't find her attractive.

[MAX]

Again,

To each their own.

[Rikk]

Man, you got weird taste in women. Next you're going to tell me you like JULIA ROBERTS.

[MAX]

Julia Roberts is a dog. Seriously, I've yet to ever hear another guy say she's hot. It's always women who think she's so spectacular. Fuck, those teeth on her. YUCK!!! She's as bad as that horseface Sarah Jessica Parker. Maybe even worse.

[MAX]

[Rikk]

Wow. There are two we agree on. JULIA ROBERTS is a nasty ho. And SARAH JESSICA PARKER looks like the diarrhea shit I had the other night when my stomach was filled with Ny-Quil. She is beyond fucking ugly. The whole idea of her being the lead on a show called SEX IN THE CITY is ironic beyond belief.

I think we can at least agree on this one...

[MAX]

Fix the link idiot!!! lol.

Like the Old Stones song "Send Her To Me" says:

She don't have to be five foot ten
Or blonde or brunette
She don't have to be no social hostess
Send her
She might work in a factory
Right next door to me
In my fantasy
Send her to me
Send her to me
Send her to me
Send her to me
Send her to me
She could be Rumanian
Could be Bubarian
Could be Albanian
Might be Hungarian
Could be Australian
Could be the Alien
Send her to me

I love all types of women. It's funny though, I'm still picky at the end of the day. Thank goodness I'm no longer single. lol.

[rustoffa]

Man, nothing says television losernality like Cliff Barnes.

JR just continually, repeatedly, over and over againdly dogged that fucker out.

JR: "Daddy, I fucked Barnes up the ass again today...haha, you shoulda seen the look on his face."

Jock: "That's good JR, why don't you go give Bobby a few pointers and fix me a drink."

[Rikk]

Great song off of EMOTIONAL RESCUE!!!

The fucking links never work anymore at this site. Lemme try a different one.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Man, nothing says television losernality like Cliff Barnes.

JR just continually, repeatedly, over and over againdly dogged that fucker out.

JR: "Daddy, I fucked Barnes up the ass again today...haha, you shoulda seen the look on his face."

Jock: "That's good JR, why don't you go give Bobby a few pointers and fix me a drink."

BARNES was such a fucking loser. But the one thing you have to admire that fucker for is his stubbornness. No matter how many times J.R. fucked him in his bleeding asshole, Barnes would be back again for more.

What a tough mother fucker.

Still...the Barnes family were always losers...especially that trouble-making sister.

[rustoffa]

Sue Ellen got dogged alot too.

JR: "Aw now Sue Ellen, why the long face? Just stick to what you do best....go have a drink."

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Great song off of EMOTIONAL RESCUE!!!

The fucking links never work anymore at this site. Lemme try a different one.

Yep, Lynda Carter was definitely the whole package back in the day.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Sue Ellen got dogged alot too.

JR: "Aw now Sue Ellen, why the long face? Just stick to what you do best....go have a drink."

And how about this idiot?


Jock should have thrown this bastard off of SOUTH FORK the minute he tried to have sex with his own niece!! (Of course, he and Lucy didn't know at the time that they were related.)

BOBBY: J.R., Ray is your brother. Just like me.

J.R.: We may have our problems, Bobby...but you'll always be my brother. But don't you dare call that half-breed bastard Ray a relative of mine!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Rikk
And how about this idiot?


Jock should have thrown this bastard off of SOUTH FORK the minute he tried to have sex with his own niece!! (Of course, he and Lucy didn't know at the time that they were related.)

BOBBY: J.R., Ray is your brother. Just like me.

J.R.: We may have our problems, Bobby...but you'll always be my brother. But don't you dare call that half-breed bastard Ray a relative of mine!!

Jock: "Real power is something you TAKE!"