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  • Bob_R
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3834

    I'm giving 100 percent?

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while

    Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!

    and we've ALL met someone in our working lives that says this is far too true..................haven't we ?
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  • loss of fools
    Head Fluffer
    • Oct 2004
    • 349

    #2
    lol to true fuck hard work lets have some more attitude these days

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    • smaz
      Commando
      • Mar 2004
      • 1441

      #3
      Moving webhosts & will be making changes to the picture hosting - watch this space..

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      • vanzilla
        Veteran
        • Jul 2004
        • 1773

        #4
        Attitude is everything. Unfortunately I deal with more bullshit than anything else.
        Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

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        • Anonymous
          Banned
          • May 2004
          • 12748

          #5
          Good one, EVHF!

          Cheers! :bottle:

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          • scottydabodi
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jun 2004
            • 2541

            #6
            Hey, this is a great system! Let's see:

            two miserable douchebags, a fat salad tosser, and a kissass bass player = 5150!!!

            Wow! It works!!
            If you listen to fools
            The Mob Rules

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