Yaay!! Now You 30-Something Neo Con's Can Join The War on Terror!

[Nickdfresh]

What about ELVIS? Isn't he younger than 40? The Army really needs nurses to treat those causualties!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Internet Tough Guy. Go back to hiding under your bed.

You should talk! You're the biggest 'internet tough-guy' here!

[academic punk]

Oh, but wait...your support for Bush extends only to your fucking tax break.

Fuckin' liar. Your only God isn't the teachings of Jesus, it's MONEY.

[Warham]

No, my support of Bush's policies isn't totally inclusive (Lounge wouldn't know what that big word means. He'll have to check out dictionary.com to figure it out).

I don't agree with his border policy for one.

[Warham]

Originally posted by academic punk
Oh, but wait...your support for Bush extends only to your fucking tax break.

Fuckin' liar. Your only God isn't the teachings of Jesus, it's MONEY.

You sure like to put out the jokes, but you sure don't understand them when they come your way.

[steve]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
What about ELVIS? Isn't he younger than 40? The Army really needs nurses to treat those causualties!

Bwaaa ha ha ha!!!! ROTFMLOL!

[Warham]

If every 18-39 male Bush supporter entered the service, wouldn't be too good for the economy over here, would it?

Let's see.

62,000,000 folks voted for Bush. About half were male. So that's 31,000,000. Say about 40% (a lowball figure) of those males were under the age of 39.

That's about 12 million jobs lost in this country due to all those males signing up for service. The GNP would decrease tremendously.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
You should talk! You're the biggest 'internet tough-guy' here!

Hey, maybe "under the bed" is where that pesky receipt is...

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Warham
If every 18-39 male Bush supporter entered the service, wouldn't be too good for the economy over here, would it?

So first you duck by comparigng yourself to a 70 year old. Now you're worried that EVERYONE will join.

Nonono, hammy, it's just you. You may have the ability to please the wife like a 70 year old (and I'm only talking about your BREATH here), but I'm sure they'd find a place for ya at Fort Useless Dick.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
What about ELVIS? Isn't he younger than 40? The Army really needs nurses to treat those causualties!

And he could convert all of those evil muslims before they burn in hell

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
So first you duck by comparigng yourself to a 70 year old. Now you're worried that EVERYONE will join.

Nonono, hammy, it's just you. You may have the ability to please the wife like a 70 year old (and I'm only talking about your BREATH here), but I'm sure they'd find a place for ya at Fort Useless Dick.

Fucking CLASSIC

[Warham]

Originally posted by academic punk
So first you duck by comparigng yourself to a 70 year old. Now you're worried that EVERYONE will join.

Nonono, hammy, it's just you. You may have the ability to please the wife like a 70 year old (and I'm only talking about your BREATH here), but I'm sure they'd find a place for ya at Fort Useless Dick.

Hey, I never compared myself to a 70 year old.

You were the one who compared Terri Shiavo to Jesus.

The one make these comparisons is you, not I, good sir.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
So first you duck by comparigng yourself to a 70 year old. Now you're worried that EVERYONE will join.

.

Flipflopper

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Warham
You sure like to put out the jokes, but you sure don't understand them when they come your way.

You're right. But it's not just your jokes, it's also your warped logic. BBB and Big Train at least have a rationale behind their stances.

[Warham]

My logic isn't warped at all.

I think you guys type too fast, and don't read very well.