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because...
1. it looks like a woman.
1. it looks like a woman.
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2. They only speak when you want them to.
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Women are like guitars. Love to be fingered, made to be played and if there Korean their cheaply made.Comment
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3. Because they can help you express yourself when words don't do the job."Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."Comment
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4. Their headstocks fit those forehead indentations they made YEARS after they form them.Comment
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5. You can turn them down when you've had enough of them yaking!Comment
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6. They only feedback when you let 'em.Comment
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Guitars like to be fingered all the time.
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I only can count to six!Comment
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As a hobby it's better than bungee jumping.Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally posted by SeshmeisterIt's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
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Because it's a chick magnet."Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."Comment
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11. You can use them to kill people and opposing animals who compete with you for food shelter and survival.Comment
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12. A guitar doesn't get jealous when you play with another guitar.If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.Comment
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i dont think so. they are very jealous....Originally posted by alexpgrimes
12. A guitar doesn't get jealous when you play with another guitar.Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...
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