GDFIHOF = God Damned Fucking Idiot Hall Of Fame

[pete]

Every so often a person comes along who can take ignorance and stretch it to a never before seen level.

He stays true to the spirit of being a God Damned Fucking Idiot while reminding all the other idiots that with diligence, you can become more of an idiot. Always striving to be the biggest idiot.

and he does this effortlessly.

Ladies and gentleman of the Roth Army, please join me in welcoming WAYNE L. to the God Damned Fucking Idiot Hall Of Fame!!!!!

[Splooge]

Wayne L. is a dumb FAG!!...FAK!!

[LoungeMachine]

First Ballot no doubt......

[Dan]

Welldone Wayne L,please leave your shoes at the door.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Splooge
Wayne L. is a dumb FAG!!...FAK!!

I agree about WAYNE L. But you really shouldn't be pointing this out considering you've really been winning this award for longest, GUWAPO.

[DLR7884]

I OWN WAYNE L.

DLR7884
Just in case you all forgot.

[pete]

SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by pete
SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!!

It's gonna be punctuation challenged if he ante's up.

[GAR]

Teacher said not to touch it.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by pete
Every so often a person comes along who can take ignorance and stretch it to a never before seen level.

He stays true to the spirit of being a God Damned Fucking Idiot while reminding all the other idiots that with diligence, you can become more of an idiot. Always striving to be the biggest idiot.

and he does this effortlessly.

I nominate the very man who started this thread...the one...the only....
pete, the dumb one-inch geek!






do i hear a second to this motion?

[Rikk]

I second this motion.

FLAB: My cunt is heavily shielded with flabby fat and my ass carries a firepower greater than half the U.S. Army. It's defenses are designed around a direct large-scale diet. A small one-inch cock should be able to penetrate the outer defense.

PETE: (Pointing at FLAB's gunt) Pardon me for asking, Lisa, but what good is my tiny one-inch going to be against that?

FLAB: Well, my stomach doesn't consider a small one-inch penis to be any threat, or my stretch marks would provide a tighter defense. An analysis of my gunt provided by Southern California Health Services has demonstrated a further weakness in my anal cavity. The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point (points at her gunt). The target area is only two meters wide. It's a gigantic pisshole complete with a clit that has 15,000 men's saliva on it, right below the 13-inch belly button. The shaft leads directly to the larget uterus ever created. A precise hit of whiskey-poisoned cumm will start a chain reaction which should destroy Southern California.

(A murmer of disbelief runs through the room.)

FLAB: Only a one-inch cock will be able to penetrate and set up a chain reaction. The shaft is fat-shielded, so you'll have to put all your out-of-shape weight behind it.

BRETT: That's impossible, even for PETE.

PETE: It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye my fat sister in my garage back home. Her gunt's not much bigger than two meters.

FLAB: Then man your one-inch! And may your noseplug be with you!

[academic punk]

Howzabout this, petey-o? your very own thread, turned against you. Awwwwww....

I almost feel bad...tell ya what, tell me what you need most right now...a length of rope to hang yourself, another fifth of booze, or maybe just a Kleenex to wipe your widdle teary eyes wif?

or maybe another dick-pic to remind yourself that you were once a man?

[Rikk]

Don't forget, FLAB says PETE wants to kill himself.:p

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
Don't forget, FLAB says PETE wants to kill himself.:p

GO WITH THAT THOUGHT, P. YOUR FIRST INSTINCT IS THE RIGHT ONE. IF YOU'RE SHORT OF CYANIDE CAPSULES OR BULLETS, LET ME KNOW.

I'D BE G;AD TO OBLIGE.

[Rikk]

Don't forget, he's got to destroy me with FAB posts first.:p

[hollywood5150]

so how did wayne l screw up.........what did he do ??

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
Don't forget, he's got to destroy me with FAB posts first.:p

Jesus, if that's the case, we'll all be long dead before this alcoholic dork.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by hollywood5150
so how did wayne l screw up.........what did he do ??

You just said in another post that you visit here 5-6 times a day.

How the fuck don't you know who Wayne L is?

DLR7884
Caught ya in a lie there, huh?

[pete]

Originally posted by Rikk
Don't forget, FLAB says PETE wants to kill himself.:p

I'm actually the spirit of pete coming to finish killing rikk's mom.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pete
I'm actually the spirit of pete coming to finish killing rikk's mom.

Classy. If it were coming from a human being that can stay sober for more than two hours at a time, I'm sure I'd be real hurt. Go write a song and cry, PETEY.

[hollywood5150]

truth is i am here 5-6 times a day........and i dont know who wayne is

this it only the 2nd day i am logged on....... i recognize a few names like yours and panamark........

but to say i know you...........I DONT

[Hardrock69]

Watch it Hollywood....just assume that Wayne L. Is an ignorant dumbass and leave it at that.

[vanzilla]

Although I agree with pete that wanyne l. certainly derserves to be in the GOD DAMN IDIOT HALL OF FAME, As SHEEP PEN ADMIN. I'd also like to make an induction...

Our newest member is: pete!

Congrats pete. Make yourself at home. Fix yourself a drink (or 9) if you haven't already (he has). Only you could be inducted into a thread you created. Your little dog is next.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by hollywood5150
truth is i am here 5-6 times a day........and i dont know who wayne is

this it only the 2nd day i am logged on....... i recognize a few names like yours and panamark........

but to say i know you...........I DONT

Try utilizing the search function. Concentrate on Fan Intro, and this forum.

[DaveIsKing]

Golden Awe gets my nomination.

I haven't even been properly resurrected, before his assault on my divinity arises once more.

Well, at least he is consistent.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Golden Awe gets my nomination.

I haven't even been properly resurrected, before his assault on my divinity arises once more.

Well, at least he is consistent.

you're a slow dork who cunt even spell my name right, even though it's there to copy, straight above my avatar!

[DaveIsKing]

W...there you go.

[Golden AWe]

good job!

now we can be friends!

ahahaha...well, not really.

[DaveIsKing]

If I were your friend, you'd have a damn good one. And one a damn drunk one....as well.

[Golden AWe]

i'm everybody's friend...but nobody's best friend...

i'll prefer a drunken one!

[DaveIsKing]

Hell, man....we'd get along just fine then.

[Golden AWe]

Hahaha...your signature looks good now!

Meanwhile,

[DaveIsKing]

Holy shit, I'd like to have that for dinner tonight.

[Golden AWe]

dinner, lunch, breakfast...several times a day!

she's 37 so she must know a few tricks as well...

http://www.freeones.com/html/r_links/Rachel_Aziani/

[DaveIsKing]

WOW...

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by pete
SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!!

I think author of this thread can receive the 2nd place award.

[zeronumber]

Another bashing thread...with me not included!!!

How can anybody out rank me for the biggest idiot in these forums...it unpossible...

[Thorman]

I say we put Van Squalen on that list....

[Van Squalen]

Hey "Thorman"...

how is it being on probation at the Links, where all your posts are reviewed by a mod before they can be posted?

I know who you are, ace.

[Thorman]

Im glad you know who I am.!! Think what u want dude.....The Links is not about free speech,,,anything criticizing sam is deemed unsuitable...its quite funny actually