The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

[Anonymous]

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
18. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on that show "Cops"?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer gave me a warning as well.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?



The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers

1. Glazed
2. Jelly
3. Powdered
4. Chocolate Frosted

CheerS1 :bottle:

[Dan]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
18. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on that show "Cops"?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer gave me a warning as well.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?



The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers

1. Glazed
2. Jelly
3. Powdered
4. Chocolate Frosted

CheerS1 :bottle:

HaHa.

[Reverberator]

1. I am a Dump Meister , Fuck off pig .

2, I am a Dump meister , fuck off copper .

3, I am a Dump Meister , fuck off Rozzer .

4 , I am a Dump Meister , fuck off Sherlock .

5, I am a Dump Meister , fuck off Magriet .

6, I am a Dump Meister , fuck off Ironside .

7, I am a Dump Meister , fuck off Columbo .

8, I am a Dump Meister , fuck off Morse .

9, I am a Dump Meister , fuck off Dixon of Coch Green .

10, I am a Dump Meister , fuck off Sheriff john Burnell ( Ret ) .

[LoungeMachine]

" I am Jesterstar, so your OWNED, pig"

[Reverberator]

I am Cockney Cant so fack orf .

[ashstralia]

this works, too.

[Panamark]

I wonder if that blonde realizes thats not how you really get breath tested for alcohol !

[ashstralia]

hehehe!