Another Poll!

[bueno bob]

A hot chick that's dead in the sack...or...a plain jane that does it ALL and comes back for more?

Inspired by the Ashlee/Jessica thread, the results here should be interesting. You get the girl that's 8.5 on the 10 scale (I couldnt bring myself to say "9", for obvious reasons), but whenever you bang her, all she does is lay there and breathe heavy and not much else. But she's VERY nice to look at!

Or, you get a girl who's mostly average in the looks department - could be your co-employee or you some girl working at IGA...the 5 on the 10 scale...but you can do ANYTHING you want to her, she loves ALL of it and kicks your ass in the sack whenever you want it.

Your choice?

[Matt White]

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Matt White
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

Beauty can also be in the ass that's actually not off limits.

[Roguesgirl]

I am going to pretend that you are talking about men. Mmmmkay?

Looks mean nothing. Its all in the ability and style.

[Figs]

This is an excellent and difficult question Bob.

Hmmm.....

I think I'll go with the plain girl, denfinitely for the long haul, and assuming plain does not mean ugly or very overweight.

[vanzilla]

I'll take the hot chick - dead fuck combo.

My reasoning - IT'S A CHALLENGE.

I figure if you work with her hard enough (pardon the pun) - mold her if you will - things will get better.

If not - bad sex with a hot chick isn't the worst thing you could saddled with.

I think we've stumbled upon a cool new line of polls here boys!

We should make some for the ladies too though.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Figs
This is an excellent and difficult question Bob.

Hmmm.....

I think I'll go with the plain girl, denfinitely for the long haul, and assuming plain does not mean ugly or very overweight.

Plain is plain...purely average looks, average tits, average ass, nothing exceptional about her, good or bad.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by vanzilla
I'll take the hot chick - dead fuck combo.

My reasoning - IT'S A CHALLENGE.

I figure if you work with her hard enough (pardon the pun) - mold her if you will - things will get better.

If not - bad sex with a hot chick isn't the worst thing you could saddled with.

I think we've stumbled upon a cool new line of polls here boys!

We should make some for the ladies too though.

Interesting way to look at it, Van.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Matt White
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

Or the beerholder

[Rikk]

Hot chick. It's all about saying you fucked her.:p

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by FORD
Or the beerholder

"Nine coronas!!
The girl looked good to me - good to me
She looked like Pamela Lee after
Nine coronas!!
I began to kiss her, undid her zipper
She looked like Claudia Schiffer after
Nine coronas!!

When I met her at the bar, she said she was on Baywatch
When she got into my car, she looked a lot like Sasquatch
Bow-wow-wow-wow-WOW!!!!

Nine coronas!!

She kinda looked like Mr. Spock
But she was Courtney Cox after
Nine coronas!!
We were hot with passion
We were matchin'
Cuz she looked like Jennifer Aniston after
Nine coronas!!

Late into the night, I rode her like a Harley
In the sun came the light, she looked like Chris Farley
Bow-wow-wow-wow-WOW!!!

Nine coronas!!

She was fat and stinky - and kinda sticky
But she looked like Christy Brinkley after
Nine coronas!!
She looked like Pee Wee Herman
But she was Uma Thurman after
Nine coronas!!
In our 23rd position, I think I got whiplash
She was really bitchin', except for her mustache
Bow-wow-wow-wow-WOW!!!

She was bigger than a winnebago, a winnego
But she looked like Lisa Kudrow after
Nine coronas!!
She was no Cindy Crawford, Cindy Crawford
Nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford after
Nine coronas!!
Open up another bottle, I started drinking more beer
So I could wake up next to Heather Locklear
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-YEAH!!!

Nine coronas!!
Nine coronas!!
Nine coronas!!
Nine coronas!!"

[GOATFUCKER]

I'm very lucky...Chester is both a hot fucking goat AND a great lay.

God, I'm so thankful for our relationship.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by GOATFUCKER
I'm very lucky...Chester is both a hot fucking goat AND a great lay.

God, I'm so thankful for our relationship.

I'm so happy for you, bro.

Does she also swallow and wipe her ass? Those are always the best relationships.