Who in the UK doesn't love Peter Kay?
PETER-"Knock Knock"
AUDIENCE-"Who's There?"
PETER-"Bigish"
AUDIENCE-"Bigish Who?"
PETER-"Not today, thanks! That's a joke that, that's the first joke you will tell when you get home. Saw a Big Issue seller the other day, he said 'I love your Phoenix Nights ', I said 'Where've you seen it? Window in Dixons? I'll have my pound back, you robbing bastard. I said 'Knock knock', he said 'Who's there?', I said 'I thought you were fucking homeless!!!'"