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    Stupidest Band Names in Rock

    Lillian Axe

    ...there ya go!
    Originally posted by flappo
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    Originally posted by Cato
    translating your Japanese.


    "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

    omae baka dana?

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    Great White--you would think it would be a name of a kick ass band--instead one of the sorriest and gayest bands in history

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    Bread

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    The Waborita's

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    Nirvana

    Just a stupid band that sucked way too much to be called nirvana, even if it is spelled incorrectly.
    Yeah right she says, maybe in your dreams!

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    How about Pearl Jam?
    That is stupid as hell.

    A ton of new wave/alternative bands have bullshit names.
    Toad the Wet Sprocket
    Goo Goo Dolls
    Jesus and Mary Chain
    Depeche Mode


    The list could go on and on...

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    The Foo Fighters

    The Flying Cheetah Wheelies

    Cinderella

    Queen

    Quiet Riot

    Twisted Sister

    Stryper

    Angel

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    Originally posted by Warham
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    lol warham when u say bread,which i agree is a terrible name,you should throw in the matching bookend to that name ........poco !! god what a double bill that would be on the marquee!!!!!!

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    Did you know the Doobie Brothers were first called Pud? LMAO.
    TLC
    You KNOW I got the blues.
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    Men without hats

    Miami sound machine

    Flock of seagulls

    Herman's hermits

    Ambrosia

    Little river band

    Paul Davis

    Seals and Marty Croft

    Zapp

    Destiny's Child

    Boyz 2 Men

    Morbid angel

    Cradle of filth

    Hot hot heat

    Kate Bush

    Poco

    Air supply

    Orkestral manurevers in the dark

    Manudo

    ....TBC

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    Murray Head

    Taco

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    "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
    "N--- yeah."

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    Van Halen.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Originally posted by rustoffa

    Seals and Marty Croft

    huh? i thought it was just Seals and Croft.

    Sid and Marty Krofft made kids TV shows...
    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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    Enuffz Enuff (or something like that)
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    Banarama

    Queen (Gay !) Great band though

    and all those American bands that name themselves
    after American cities etc..

    Alabama, Chicago, America etc etc..

    Like how much brainpower did that take ????
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    In fact its not just America !

    London, Europe... etc etc

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    Winger.

    (And for that matter, the first name "Kip" is really gay too.)
    Originally posted by perilouspete
    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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    I always thought FOO Fighters was a stupid ass name.

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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Banarama

    Queen (Gay !) Great band though

    and all those American bands that name themselves
    after American cities etc..

    Alabama, Chicago, America etc etc..

    Like how much brainpower did that take ????
    you forgot Boston! lol

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    stupidest band names (not necessarily rock)

    Scissor Sisters
    Blazin' Squad
    So Solid Crew
    S Club 7
    S CLub Juniors
    N *Sync
    Backstreet Boys (sounds gay!)
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    I once saw a band called Pink Cream 69.... they sucked as much as their name did!

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    the killers,maybe for some kind of death metal band it would be better suited,but the killers are just sort,shitty fag rock
    I really love you baby, I love what you've got
    Let's get together we can, Get hot

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    damage plan

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    Rat Salade

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    bolt thrower,dimond head,kind dimond,GWAR omg theres to many

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    Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
    bolt thrower,dimond head,kind dimond,GWAR omg theres to many
    not kind dimond,i ment to say KING DIMOND

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    Deep purple.

    I love the band but hate the name.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Sitting on a park bench!

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    Originally posted by Roguesgirl
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    LMAO!!!

    Yes, their album was stellar wasn't it?
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    Originally posted by MAX
    LMAO!!!

    Yes, their album was stellar wasn't it?
    Yeah with that tune "How Bizarre..."

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    Originally posted by twonabomber
    huh? i thought it was just Seals and Croft.

    Sid and Marty Krofft made kids TV shows...


    It was!

    Summer Breeze.....makes me feel fine

    Rollin' through the Puf'nStuf in my miiiiind.....

    *Orkestral manurevers in the dark*

    Now THAT ^ was a blatant fuck-up.

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    Originally posted by fryingdutchman
    Winger.

    (And for that matter, the first name "Kip" is really gay too.)
    Hey!!!!!!

    Fucking Hell

    I am Kip Winger asshole
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    Vanilla Fudge

    Soft White Underbelly / Blue Oyster Cult [big improvement]

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    Mookie Blaylock [Pearl Jam ]


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