All right all you fellow depraved degenerates!
Let's have a contest about who can make the lewdest, most perverse comments of all!
The kind that will make every female in your vicinity turn around and slap you!
I'll start this off with.....
Hey, I heard that bananas are great for your skin.
Wanna have a taste of mine to see if it's true?
The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.
-TheSmokingGun.com
No...
Because I could answer to that:
"Looking at youf face, how could YOUR banana be good for MY already beautiful skin...?"
Or:
"Yes, but for that, I would need a full sized banana, at least!"
Come on, you guys have to try harder!...
L.O.L.
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
Originally posted by Nitro Express
... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpgOriginally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
[B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...Originally posted by VanHalener
... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...Originally posted by FORD
... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...
... It's just that I think that a good insult right in the core of it, can be a lot more painful than just a slap in the face (from my little hand anyway).
And it is also some guys fantasy to be slapped (beleive it or not)!
I love this thread!
Hey baby it ain't no fantasy for me! Getting slapped is a daily reality!
How about......
Hey, wow you really are chest heavy. You know, they would normally sag when you get older but.... I know a special massage that can prevent that. Want me to show you how to do it?
I don't think I am a good judge for that...
And I can only speak for myself.
I never feel SEXUALLY arrassed. And if a guy is too persistant in his propositions, I just ignore him...
Personnaly, I am a blond that actually laughs at, and makes "blonds jokes" myself,
I have a pretty good looking body and face (ref. to previous postings of myself) and get a lot of compliments, still at 37,
And I am highly educated with a good paying job.
So I never get insulted in any ways.... Really!
Now, I can imagine that a "saggy boob" coment on a woman that actually has that problem could be very insulting. There, you are going straight to a woman's seduction "weapon".
So I would say, that it is a good one...
You have a double slap there!
Now you are probably wondering:
"What can insult a popular good looking girl, so I would diserve slapping"?...
Hey Baby, You're 37, i'm 19. Wanna have some forbidden Michael Jackson child molester type love?
Or how about, Wow you're 37? Wow in 3 more years you'll be 40!
OH! The golden Comment!
Is that Saline or Silicone?
Originally posted by The Scatologist
Or how about, Wow you're 37? Wow in 3 more years you'll be 40!
Everyone thinks I'm "25" and when they find out my real age?
They wish they could look as good as I do, when they'll be there...
Kinda like Dave!
And I can't wait to see people's face when I tell them I am 40... in 3 years...
I look better than a lot of chicks in their 20's + I have the experience young guys are into (and sometimes need)!
Try again!...
:p
Mine is Silicone (34 D)...Originally posted by The Scatologist
OH! The golden Comment!
Is that Saline or Silicone?
I spent enough money on them... you better notice!
What about this? I saw it on Blue Collar TV.
Is that top felt?
no?
Would you like it to BE felt?
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothin'! You done told the bitch twice!
"EAT SHIT YOU WHORE"
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
You don´t by any chance have a cute teenage daughter?Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Now you are probably wondering:
"What can insult a popular good looking girl, so I would diserve slapping"?...
Yes, but she is not into freaky elderlies from Kentucky... Michael!Originally posted by kentuckyklira
You don´t by any chance have a cute teenage daughter?
Last edited by blonddgirl777; 06-07-2005 at 08:13 PM.
This is just a funny joke!!!Originally posted by The Scatologist
What about this? I saw it on Blue Collar TV.
Is that top felt?
no?
Would you like it to BE felt?
L.O.L.
As you wish... client!Originally posted by Golden AWe
"EAT SHIT YOU WHORE"
I'll blow you right after...
$$$$$
ok, you walk up to a chic in a bar
and you go, hey can i smell your pussy...
if she says no, you say, oh it must be your feet then
Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.
No.. I think its YOUR BALLS!!!Originally posted by tjvhou812
ok, you walk up to a chic in a bar
and you go, hey can i smell your pussy...
if she says no, you say, oh it must be your feet then
Huhh... on second thought, IT IS my feet...
I've been dancing all night,
What's YOUR excuse?
my balls was on your chinOriginally posted by blonddgirl777
No.. I think its YOUR BALLS!!!
Huhh... on second thought, IT IS my feet...
I've been dancing all night,
What's YOUR excuse?
LOL!Originally posted by tjvhou812
my balls was on your chin
Originally posted by The Scatologist
The kind that will make every female in your vicinity turn around and slap you!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap the bitch!
LOL
Funniest quote on this thread so far! (your timing better be perfect though if you use that one).Originally posted by tjvhou812
ok, you walk up to a chic in a bar
and you go, hey can i smell your pussy...
if she says no, you say, oh it must be your feet then
Flesh or plastic?
"Money can't buy poverty." -Marty Feldman
Ho then, sorry for slapping them...Originally posted by tjvhou812
my balls was on your chin
I thought I felt a fly!!!
:p
Is that supposed to be SEXUAL harassment?Originally posted by Dr. Love
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap the bitch!
O.K. then;
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?"
You throw it in the dumpster along with the dick that was too cheap to buy you a good one!
If I told those jokes at work in mixed company, I'd be out the door in a snap for sexual harassment.
No doubt in my mind.
PS - My joke is funnier.
"PS - My joke is funnier."
It is a good thing that you find yourself funny...
Have you ever considered stand up?
Sexual HARRASSMENT is when you actually harrass someone with sexual coments...
Like flirting by going too far with the sex issues.
A sexist JOKE is NOT harrassment, it only proves that the guy is frustrated and just can't get laid!
Of course you would get fired, just like I would if my skirt isn't short enough!!!
Hey, I think your skirt would look better if they were above your waist.
Sexual harassment
(said in the presence of numerous independant witnesses)
"Hey baby cakes, you have to give me oral and swallow every bit of my spicy love gravy....or you're fired."
I'll go clean out my desk now.
I know that but... too bad we're at work!Originally posted by The Scatologist
Hey, I think your skirt would look better if they were above your waist.
I would looove to get sexually arrassed at work, (in the presence of numerous independant witnesses)...
Not only would I get the ass hole fired but I could sue the shit out of the cie. and live happily ever after... not working!
$$$$
I would definitely take advantage of the fact that in such situations, the guy ALWAYS gets in trouble and the women ALWAYS gets "compensated"...
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Sexual HARRASSMENT is when you actually harrass someone with sexual coments...
Like flirting by going too far with the sex issues.
And do you know where the dividing line is (between flirting and harassment)?
It's determined by how cute the woman thinks the guy is.
DamnI guess i'll forever be a failure at sexually harrassing people
THIS, I totally agree on!Originally posted by BenJammin
And do you know where the dividing line is (between flirting and harassment)?
It's determined by how cute the woman thinks the guy is.
The woman determines if she is sexually arrassed by weather she is interested in the guy or not.
When it comes to sex, women are the ones who always get the last word (unless she gets raped).
And that, shall bring you joy, happiness and yes, beleive it or not...Originally posted by The Scatologist
Damn
More sex!!!
Try to get into sewing instead... those 80's outfits you want.
Last edited by blonddgirl777; 06-09-2005 at 09:45 PM.
with a skirt that short, you're gonna need 2 haircuts
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