Sexual Harrasment Standoff Thread! (18+ only)

**blonddgirl777** · 06-05-2005, 04:52 PM

No...

Because I could answer to that:
"Looking at youf face, how could YOUR banana be good for MY already beautiful skin...?"

Or:
"Yes, but for that, I would need a full sized banana, at least!"

Come on, you guys have to try harder!...
L.O.L.

**blonddgirl777** · 06-05-2005, 05:02 PM

... It's just that I think that a good insult right in the core of it, can be a lot more painful than just a slap in the face (from my little hand anyway).

And it is also some guys fantasy to be slapped (beleive it or not)!

I love this thread!

**The Scatologist** · 06-05-2005, 05:10 PM

Hey baby it ain't no fantasy for me! Getting slapped is a daily reality!

**The Scatologist** · 06-05-2005, 05:12 PM

How about......

Hey, wow you really are chest heavy. You know, they would normally sag when you get older but.... I know a special massage that can prevent that. Want me to show you how to do it?

**blonddgirl777** · 06-05-2005, 05:26 PM

I don't think I am a good judge for that...
And I can only speak for myself.

I never feel SEXUALLY arrassed. And if a guy is too persistant in his propositions, I just ignore him...

Personnaly, I am a blond that actually laughs at, and makes "blonds jokes" myself,
I have a pretty good looking body and face (ref. to previous postings of myself) and get a lot of compliments, still at 37,
And I am highly educated with a good paying job.

So I never get insulted in any ways.... Really!

Now, I can imagine that a "saggy boob" coment on a woman that actually has that problem could be very insulting. There, you are going straight to a woman's seduction "weapon".

So I would say, that it is a good one...
You have a double slap there!

**blonddgirl777** · 06-05-2005, 05:28 PM

Now you are probably wondering:

"What can insult a popular good looking girl, so I would diserve slapping"?...

**The Scatologist** · 06-05-2005, 07:05 PM

Hey Baby, You're 37, i'm 19. Wanna have some forbidden Michael Jackson child molester type love?

**The Scatologist** · 06-05-2005, 07:06 PM

Or how about, Wow you're 37? Wow in 3 more years you'll be 40!

**The Scatologist** · 06-05-2005, 07:07 PM

OH! The golden Comment!

Is that Saline or Silicone?

**blonddgirl777** · 06-05-2005, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by The Scatologist
Or how about, Wow you're 37? Wow in 3 more years you'll be 40!

Everyone thinks I'm "25" and when they find out my real age?
They wish they could look as good as I do, when they'll be there...
Kinda like Dave!

And I can't wait to see people's face when I tell them I am 40... in 3 years...

I look better than a lot of chicks in their 20's + I have the experience young guys are into (and sometimes need)!

Try again!...

:p

**blonddgirl777** · 06-05-2005, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by The Scatologist
OH! The golden Comment!

Is that Saline or Silicone?

Mine is Silicone (34 D)...
I spent enough money on them... you better notice!

**The Scatologist** · 06-06-2005, 12:18 AM

What about this? I saw it on Blue Collar TV.

Is that top felt?

no?

Would you like it to BE felt?

**Dr. Love** · 06-06-2005, 01:53 AM

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothin'! You done told the bitch twice!

**Golden AWe** · 06-06-2005, 05:04 AM

"EAT SHIT YOU WHORE"