John Asscrotch (the real one) in ICU

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58758

    John Asscrotch (the real one) in ICU

    Ashcroft in Intensive Care, Pancreatic Problems

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Attorney General John Ashcroft, the nation's top legal officer, has been admitted to intensive care at a local hospital because of problems with his pancreas, the Justice Department said on Friday.

    Department spokesman Mark Corallo said Ashcroft, 61, who became attorney general in 2001 after his appointment by President Bush, was suffering from a "severe case of gallstone pancreatitis."

    "He was admitted to intensive care for careful monitoring and is being treated with antibiotics," Corallo said.

    Ashcroft on Thursday afternoon canceled a scheduled appearance in Alexandria, Virginia, to applaud the guilty verdict in a so-called "Virginia jihad" terror case because he believed he had a stomach flu.

    "He went home and when the condition worsened, he was visited by White House Physician Daniel Parks, who advised that he go to the emergency room," Corallo said in a statement.

    He said Ashcroft went to the emergency room of the George Washington University Hospital early Thursday evening for an evaluation of his stomach complaints.

    "Doctors expect to know more within 48 hours," Corallo said.
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  • John Ashcroft
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    • Jan 2004
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    #2
    I'll be ok, but thanks for your concern.

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    • Little Texan
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      • Jan 2004
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      #3
      I'll bet Ford was overjoyed when he read this, hater that he is.

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      • BigBadBrian
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        • Jan 2004
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        #4
        Originally posted by Little Texan
        I'll bet Ford was overjoyed when he read this, hater that he is.
        Probably, but perhaps his "jesus" persona is praying for the man.
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        • FORD
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          • Jan 2004
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          #5
          Originally posted by Little Texan
          I'll bet Ford was overjoyed when he read this, hater that he is.
          I take no joy in the pain and suffering of others, not even vile shitballs like Asscrotch.
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          • FORD
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            • Jan 2004
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            #6
            Originally posted by BigBadBrian
            Probably, but perhaps his "jesus" persona is praying for the man.
            Jesus prays for everyone. even those obviously undeserving, such as the Crisco Kid.
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            • Sarge
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              • Feb 2003
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              #7
              damm I hope the taliban didn't have anything to do with this!
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              • diamondD
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                • Jan 2004
                • 1962

                #8
                Probably the French.
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                • FORD
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58758

                  #9
                  Nah, it was Mel Carnahan's ghost. Kicking Asscrotch's ass once wasn't enough for him
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                  • John Ashcroft
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                    • Jan 2004
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    I take no joy in the pain and suffering of others, not even vile shitballs like Asscrotch.
                    Ouch!

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                    • Va Beach VH Fan
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 17913

                      #11
                      I had that same "illness", about 15 years ago....

                      Unreal pain, just doubled me over....

                      Basically the docs said I passed a stone....
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