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She's a waitress at this bar/restaurant I go to. Dark hair and a real nice tan, probably only 22 years old. She was always real quit but always drank a lot. I know her mom's a drunk whore, so I figured maybe daughter is to. Long story short, she let me eat her out and fuck her. I couldn't believe it because she's always so quiet. The only thing is, she wanted to cuddle and shit afterward and I wanted to get the fuck out of there. I might see about getting her on the sugar next time to see how wild she gets.
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Re: you should've seen this girl I ate out
Um JOE, you already told this "waitress" story before...douche bag! And you can't afford to eat in a bar/restaurant. And you're gay. So the whole story is quite improbable.Originally posted by Longdongsilver
She's a waitress at this bar/restaurant I go to. Dark hair and a real nice tan, probably only 22 years old. She was always real quit but always drank a lot. I know her mom's a drunk whore, so I figured maybe daughter is to. Long story short, she let me eat her out and fuck her. I couldn't believe it because she's always so quiet. The only thing is, she wanted to cuddle and shit afterward and I wanted to get the fuck out of there. I might see about getting her on the sugar next time to see how wild she gets.
Why don't you tell the story about how you were arrested at the playground since sexual predators aren't allowed near children?Comment
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Joe was signed in here and at DDLR.com all last night.
Not only does he not get any pussy, he can't even lie about it right.
Joe, you may as well swallow a bullet, because no one could be that big a loser.
And stupid.
And GAY.
And unemployed.Comment
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Originally posted by ALinChainz
Joe was signed in here and at DDLR.com all last night.
Not only does he not get any pussy, he can't even lie about it right.
Joe, you may as well swallow a bullet, because no one could be that big a loser.
And stupid.
And GAY.
And unemployed.
Other than all that, he's got a lot going for him.Comment
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Yep ... like teeth the color of corn and breath that would strip the paint off the walls.Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Other than all that, he's got a lot going for him.
All part of that winning smile ... like Beetlejuice.
(Keaton or Stern's little pal, either or)Comment
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His latest from the Wall ...
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JOE THUNDER, LP
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I will be making an announcement this weekend that will affect the future of this site. At that time, I will also address the Amber Frey rumors and possible speculation of my return to the ring. (I had a 5-0 record as an amatuer before beginning my career as a LP.
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It's been a long time since I've laughed like that.
What a loser.Comment
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Re: you should've seen this girl I ate out
Originally posted by Longdongsilver
I might see about getting her on the sugar next time to see how wild she gets.Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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Joe who?!?
Nevermind.............Comment
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Re: you should've seen this girl I ate out
Why would someone my age lay you when we all can do so much better? :confused:Originally posted by Longdongsilver
She's a waitress at this bar/restaurant I go to. Dark hair and a real nice tan, probably only 22 years old. She was always real quit but always drank a lot. I know her mom's a drunk whore, so I figured maybe daughter is to. Long story short, she let me eat her out and fuck her. I couldn't believe it because she's always so quiet. The only thing is, she wanted to cuddle and shit afterward and I wanted to get the fuck out of there. I might see about getting her on the sugar next time to see how wild she gets.Roth Army MilitiaComment
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Re: Re: you should've seen this girl I ate out
You could too ...Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Why would someone my age lay you when we all can do so much better? :confused:
he he he
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Funny,
For the longest time "Longdong" denied even knowing Little Joey Blunder, let alone being him.
Too many lies to keep straight there, joey.
And considering you keep telling the same ones over and over, you'd think you'd be better at it by now.
Whatever happened to posting the link proving you wrote CVH songs at 14??
How's the new parole officer treating you?Originally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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Why would anyone lay JOE BLUNDER? The dude's been rejected by comatose, nursing ward patients...Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Why would someone my age lay you when we all can do so much better? :confused:Comment
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Re: Re: you should've seen this girl I ate out
True... so true!!!Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Why would someone my age lay you when we all can do so much better? :confused:
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God willing he'll get hit by a train while staggering along the rails drunk tomorrow morning.Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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