what are you cockteases reading?

[Ally_Kat]

I'm in, for whatever reason, this reading urge. Completely weird to me because I usually don't like to.

I've read Jennifer Government by Max Barry and White Noise by Don DeLillo and re-read American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis.

And now...now I don't know wtf to go get. I'm very picky with a lot of things and books happen to be one of them. I usually like weird stories. Something light yet attention-grabbing.

So what are you bitches reading? One of you have to have some suggestion that sounds appealing.

[Anonymous]

Well, for something light yet attention grabbing I'd suggest Terry Pratchett or Stephen King. Terry Pratchett writes comedy fantasy stories, whereas Stephen King is a master in horror tories (duh!) but what appeals to me in King's works is that his characters are always so REAL. Grate reading, those two. I can tell you a couple more if you like, I'm an avid reader myself.

Cheers! :bottle:

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I'm in, for whatever reason, this reading urge. Completely weird to me because I usually don't like to.

I've read Jennifer Government by Max Barry and White Noise by Don DeLillo and re-read American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis.

And now...now I don't know wtf to go get. I'm very picky with a lot of things and books happen to be one of them. I usually like weird stories. Something light yet attention-grabbing.

So what are you bitches reading? One of you have to have some suggestion that sounds appealing.

R.L Stine, Christopher Pike, Stephen King...
that kinda stuff...all that mystery and suspence turns me on...
i'm a mysterious kinda girl...i'm not into that romance and lovey, dovey stuff

[rustoffa]

A crappy copy of "The Marquis de Sade and His Accomplice."

THAT was reprinted in the volumnous "Marquis De Sade: Justine, Philosophy in the Bedroom, and Other Writings" that I started on, then decided to read the original.

I don't like the reprints...editors schmeditors.

Fascinating stuff.

[academic punk]

Denis Johnson.

Either "Angels" or "Resusitation of a Hanged Man". Among my fave contemporary authors. Heavy though. If you don't want death taking place in your books, avoid.

David Sedaris is great, very funny, enjoyable, light autobiographical essays. Either "Naked" or "Me Talk Pretty One Day".

Philip Roth is also really great enjoyable literature. "American Pastoral".

Also of the heavier variety, but ths time true essays: "INto the Wild" and "Into Thin Air". I forget the authors name, but really good.

Oh, and the funniest author working today: Christopher Buckley. "Thank You For Smoking" is far and away the best. His last one was fun...the title was something like "The First Wives Tale" or something.

I would DEFINITELY no matter what pick up some Dave Sedaris.

[bueno bob]

For some GRATE horror, really fucking HORRIFIC stuff, look no further than Bentley Little. His longer stories usually end up sucking in the end (the finales are usually anti-climatic and the conflict too easily solved), but the graphic gore and pornography level sex content pretty well make up for it along the way.

Another really grate, often overlooked horror writer is Robert McCammon.

[Coyote]

Just finished William Gibson's "Neuromancer". (cyberpunk)

Might as well pick up something else from the local library a bit later today...

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Coyote
Just finished William Gibson's "Neuromancer". (cyberpunk)

Might as well pick up something else from the local library a bit later today...

BRAVO Coyote!!! I'm re-reading it for the 12th time!!!

H.P. Lovecraft too!!!

[The Scatologist]

The Dirt is the greatest piece of American Literature ever written.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Coyote
Just finished William Gibson's "Neuromancer". (cyberpunk)

Might as well pick up something else from the local library a bit later today...

The one good thing about The Matrix movie is that it allowed people to finally visualize what the hell was going on in that book....

[academic punk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
The one good thing about The Matrix movie is that it allowed me to finally visualize what the hell it would be like to suck Keanu Reeve's cock while he was doing karate ....

You're a suck fuck.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by academic punk
David Sedaris is great, very funny, enjoyable, light autobiographical essays. Either "Naked" or "Me Talk Pretty One Day".

Agreed, Sedaris is funny as shit.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
You're a suck fuck.

Thanks!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Thanks!

What do you mean, "thanks"???

Does "you're a sick fuck" sound like a COMPLIMENT??? On this or any other planet??? Jesus, what a schmuck.

Can't even recognize when he's being insulted.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
What do you mean, "thanks"???

Does "you're a sick fuck" sound like a COMPLIMENT??? On this or any other planet??? Jesus, what a schmuck.

Can't even recognize when he's being insulted.

Oh...my bad.

Um...hang on...OK, I got it.


" I hate you, A.P.! I hate you so much, it makes me so mad! " (c)

[bueno bob]

Also, you said I was a "suck fuck" originally, not a "sick fuck", so the mistake is apparent...anybody could have taken being called a "suck fuck" for a compliment, my bad.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Oh...my bad.

Um...hang on...OK, I got it.


" I hate you, A.P.! I hate you so much, it makes me so mad! " (c)

:confused:

why are you being so mean to me???

I meant that as a compliment...

[academic punk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Also, you said I was a "suck fuck" originally, not a "sick fuck", so the mistake is apparent...anybody could have taken being called a "suck fuck" for a compliment, my bad.

I see your point, and am intrigued by your viewpoints and would like to subscribe to your newsletter...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
:confused:

why are you being so mean to me???

I meant that as a compliment...

I have now ascertained the truth behind A.P.s flip-flops.

A.P. is obviously female.

Don't worry, dear, I love you too.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
I see your point, and am intrigued by your viewpoints and would like to subscribe to your newsletter...

Well, I'm sorry, but we only accept Wiccans, Christians and Sith Lords in our newsletter subscribers. Do you fit into any of the above catagories?

Furthermore, are you a member of the Kirk Cameron message boards?

[academic punk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I have now ascertained the truth behind A.P.s flip-flops.

A.P. is obviously female.

Don't worry, dear, I love you too.

Thanks for being so understanding of my menstrual cycle, dear.

NOW GO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
Thanks for being so understanding of my menstrual cycle, dear.

NOW GO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!!

Yes dear.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by bueno bob


Furthermore, are you a member of the Kirk Cameron message boards?

Uh...I once belonged to the Corey Haim Tiger Beat Fan Club...does that count?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
Uh...I once belonged to the Corey Haim Tiger Beat Fan Club...does that count?

ehhhh...close enough! Consider yourself the newest member to the "Bueno Bob's Holy Dark Side of the Trees" newsletter!

Your membership fees are due, by the way.

[bueno bob]

And your "I Love God and Like Kirk Cameron" T shirt is in the mail.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
ehhhh...close enough! Consider yourself the newest member to the "Bueno Bob's Holy Dark Side of the Trees" newsletter!

YAY!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
And your "I Love God and Like Kirk Cameron" T shirt is in the mail.

DOUBLE YAY!!!

[bueno bob]

You now owe the Bueno Bob Foundation....um....$8,417,263.42.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
You now owe the Bueno Bob Foundation....um....$8,417,263.42.

uh..........yay.......?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
uh..........yay.......?

Yes! Yay! Yay for ME!

I will be sending a legion of my stormtroopers over to your house to collect shortly.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Yes! Yay! Yay for ME!

I will be sending a legion of my stormtroopers over to your house to collect shortly.

I shall barricade the domicle's entrances!!

Uh...unless they're women...and scantily clad...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
I shall barricade the domicle's entrances!!

Uh...unless they're women...and scantily clad...

Ehhhh.........I'll see what I can do.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Oh...my bad.

Um...hang on...OK, I got it.


" I hate you, A.P.! I hate you so much, it makes me so mad! " (c)

LOL...i luv it when you pretend to be so angry

[Soul Reaper]

i just finished The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown yesterday

[Coyote]

Originally posted by bueno bob
The one good thing about The Matrix movie is that it allowed people to finally visualize what the hell was going on in that book....

Are you talking about the whole concept, or the way people "jacked in" to the 'net?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I'm in, for whatever reason, this reading urge. Completely weird to me because I usually don't like to.

I've read Jennifer Government by Max Barry and White Noise by Don DeLillo and re-read American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis.

And now...now I don't know wtf to go get. I'm very picky with a lot of things and books happen to be one of them. I usually like weird stories. Something light yet attention-grabbing.

So what are you bitches reading? One of you have to have some suggestion that sounds appealing.

Have you read "Lovely Bones?" by Alice Sebold. Its excellent.

Right now I am reading "The Vanished Man" by Jeffery Deaver, and its also very good.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Have you read "Lovely Bones?" by Alice Sebold. Its excellent.

My mom read that. She didn't like it too much.

See, the thing is, I'm not really into murder mysteries or any of those type things. I was really hoping someone had something off the wall and unusual.