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I plan on using my grate band to cover all your favorite hits! Better yet, I will be remaking these classic songs with a brand new feel, and adding my own interpretation onto them in honor of the original artists. I sincerely hope you enjoy it!
Here's an exclusive track listing just for you!
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01. Bob Rules (orig. "Mob Rules", Black Sabbath)
02. Bueno Bob (orig. "Metal Gods", Judas Priest)
03. Runnin with the Bueno (orig. "Runnin with the Devil", Van Halen)
04. Live Like a Bueno (orig. "Live Like An Angel", Venom)
05. Bueno of the Beast (orig. "Number of the Beast", Iron Maiden)
06. Let Me Bueno Bob Tonight (orig. "Let Me Take You Home Tonight", Boston)
07. Bob Your Own Way (orig. "Go Your Own Way", Fleetwood Mac)
08. Carry On My Bueno Bob (orig. "Carry On Wayward Son", Kansas)
09. Bueno Bueno Nights (orig. "Crazy Crazy Nights", Kiss - this one is special, as it's dedicated solely to Bill Lumbergh)
10. When the Bueno Breaks (orig. "When the Levee Breaks", Led Zeppelin)
11. Bueno Again (orig. "Angry Again", Megadeth)
12. Bueno Train (orig. "Crazy Train", Ozzy Osbourne)
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This album, I'm VERY proud to say, will be issued EXCLUSIVELY on the K-Tel label, which is re-launching for this release ALONE! This is grate news for me, because all of K-Mart's considerable finances in the music world will be put behind the promotion of my debut album! Even better, I won't have to worry about publishing rights, royalties, legal crap and all that other bullshit because they promised me they'd take care of everything! All I had to do was sign in 345 different places, but they assured me that the deal was to my benefit.
I mean, fuck, I can't be bothered to take the time to read all that bullshit, you know?
You can expect my album soon, and I hope you all sincerely buy it! Please do not download it off of Kazaa or WinMX, because if you do I will fucking kick your ass.
They said I would be able to promote the album by opening up for some grate acts, like Styx, Kansas (whom I cover on the album), REO Speedwagon and Survivor at county fairs and casinos across the U.S., at least until they run out of finances, but they said they can't predict when that will be. So, all you fuckers better come see me while you can. And buy my T shirts! They're reasonably priced at $65 a pop, and even better I'm making them all myself with nothing more than a black marker and white T shirts...so it's just like having something I made ESPECIALLY for you! They will absolutely go over like hotcakes on eBay, so if you're looking for a return investment, this is your ticket!
You have two design choices in the T shirts. The first says:
I LIKE BUENO BOB
while the second one, if you prefer that, says
I REALLY LIKE BUENO BOB!
On the back of the T shirt, there isn't anything yet, but if you come see me after the show, I'll be sure to like, add whatever you want. Which will make it worth even more on eBay since every single one will be an original, so make sure you buy about 15 or 20, OK?
Thanks, guys!
Here's an exclusive track listing just for you!
************************************
01. Bob Rules (orig. "Mob Rules", Black Sabbath)
02. Bueno Bob (orig. "Metal Gods", Judas Priest)
03. Runnin with the Bueno (orig. "Runnin with the Devil", Van Halen)
04. Live Like a Bueno (orig. "Live Like An Angel", Venom)
05. Bueno of the Beast (orig. "Number of the Beast", Iron Maiden)
06. Let Me Bueno Bob Tonight (orig. "Let Me Take You Home Tonight", Boston)
07. Bob Your Own Way (orig. "Go Your Own Way", Fleetwood Mac)
08. Carry On My Bueno Bob (orig. "Carry On Wayward Son", Kansas)
09. Bueno Bueno Nights (orig. "Crazy Crazy Nights", Kiss - this one is special, as it's dedicated solely to Bill Lumbergh)
10. When the Bueno Breaks (orig. "When the Levee Breaks", Led Zeppelin)
11. Bueno Again (orig. "Angry Again", Megadeth)
12. Bueno Train (orig. "Crazy Train", Ozzy Osbourne)
*******************************************
This album, I'm VERY proud to say, will be issued EXCLUSIVELY on the K-Tel label, which is re-launching for this release ALONE! This is grate news for me, because all of K-Mart's considerable finances in the music world will be put behind the promotion of my debut album! Even better, I won't have to worry about publishing rights, royalties, legal crap and all that other bullshit because they promised me they'd take care of everything! All I had to do was sign in 345 different places, but they assured me that the deal was to my benefit.
I mean, fuck, I can't be bothered to take the time to read all that bullshit, you know?
You can expect my album soon, and I hope you all sincerely buy it! Please do not download it off of Kazaa or WinMX, because if you do I will fucking kick your ass.
They said I would be able to promote the album by opening up for some grate acts, like Styx, Kansas (whom I cover on the album), REO Speedwagon and Survivor at county fairs and casinos across the U.S., at least until they run out of finances, but they said they can't predict when that will be. So, all you fuckers better come see me while you can. And buy my T shirts! They're reasonably priced at $65 a pop, and even better I'm making them all myself with nothing more than a black marker and white T shirts...so it's just like having something I made ESPECIALLY for you! They will absolutely go over like hotcakes on eBay, so if you're looking for a return investment, this is your ticket!
You have two design choices in the T shirts. The first says:
I LIKE BUENO BOB
while the second one, if you prefer that, says
I REALLY LIKE BUENO BOB!
On the back of the T shirt, there isn't anything yet, but if you come see me after the show, I'll be sure to like, add whatever you want. Which will make it worth even more on eBay since every single one will be an original, so make sure you buy about 15 or 20, OK?
Thanks, guys!
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