How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

[FORD]

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting
in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

[Cathedral]

Or, #11.
None, he'll wait for a Democrat to come along and notice the light bulb is indeed out and replaces it himself.
Then that Democrat will go public with Bush's failure to be honest about the condition of said light bulb.


Just keep Jane Fonda away from Gas and Electric service trucks. don't want her climbing on board for photo-ops do we?

[ashstralia]

there's nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

everything is fine.

[LoungeMachine]

"What's a Lightbulb?"

-G.W. Bush August 28, 2005

[DrMaddVibe]

#12 - Call for a janitor like Ford to do his J-O-B and change the bulb AND mop the floors!

[LoungeMachine]

I heard FORD was "cleaning up Olympia", but I had no idea they meant literally




"I actually supported the changing of the light bulb, before voting against it"


- John Kerry, April, 2004

[LoungeMachine]

" I learned the name of the lightbulb from a reporter"

- Karl Rove, May, 2003

[LoungeMachine]

" We know where the light bulbs are, they're in the areas north, south, east, and west of Baghdad"

- Donald Rumsfeld, March, 2003

[LoungeMachine]

" Why don't you go change the lightbulb your fucking self"

- Dick Cheney to Senator Leahy

[LoungeMachine]

" We don't want the lightbulb to appear in the form of a mushroom cloud"

- Condi Rice

[LoungeMachine]

" I did not have, sexual relations, with that light bulb"

- Bill Clinton

[LoungeMachine]

" Sometimes you come out of the closet with the light bulb you have, not the light bulb you want"

- Donald Rumsfeld

[LoungeMachine]

" I have lightbulbs"

- Richard Gere

[LoungeMachine]

" If you want to read my views on light bulb changes, just use the search button, my views are well known in here "

_ Warham

[LoungeMachine]

" That's not a light bulb, it's a mind reading device implanted by the BCE on orders from Luck Wilbury"

- FORD