TOP 10 Thoughts going through Chimpy's mind at this moment

[FORD]

10. This should make up for me waiting a week to respond to the huricane
9. Dang this fun -- I should bring a hammer to cabinet meetings
8. Why won't they let me handle the power tools?
7. Great, another thing I'm not good at
6. This is the kind of thing we should be paying Haliburton 800 bucks an hour to do
5. Do I get to keep the hard hat?
4. It's HAMMER TIME
3. I've got to finish pretending to build a house so I can go pretend to comfort people
2. Georgie's gonna need another five weeks off

And the #1 thought going through *'s mind:

1. Only thing Clinton ever nailed was that hefty intern

[ELVIS]

That is fucking lame...

[FORD]

Is it that time of the month? You're on the rag this week.

[ELVIS]

Just giving you a taste of your own medicine...

[LoungeMachine]

Love it.

World Wide Pants should get a copy.


Bravo.

[FORD]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Love it.

World Wide Pants should get a copy.


Bravo.

They already have a copy. This was the real Top 10 from last night.

Unfortunately I missed the show. Dr Dean was on

[ELVIS]

Aww, poor baby...

[Nickdfresh]

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh!

[scamper]

Looks like Letterman made the hit list.