What To Get Ford For Xmas?
To all of my friends here at the army who may have wondered where I've been. Had to go to Ohio to sell my parents house and move them into a new one.My dad thank GOD got rid of his computer because he kept fucking it up......Having said that it is now time to turn our thoughts to the yuletide season and FORD.What do you get the maniac who has everything? A new tin foil hat? Lithium? Maybe Sammy Hagars greatest hits or BOBW. Anyway maybe you guys could help out with some ideas.
Well, this isn't much, but:
posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.
BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Well, this isn't much, but:
*crickets chirping*Originally posted by jcook11
To all of my friends here at the army who may have wondered where I've been.
Originally Posted by Kristy
What is with this irrational obsession with FORD? Do you post about anything else (other than contemplating cheating and spending time in jail over the subsequent problems).
He's in Love with Ford.lolOriginally posted by Dr. Love
What is with this irrational obsession with FORD? Do you post about anything else (other than contemplating cheating and spending time in jail over the subsequent problems).
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
Please don't boil FORD's rabbit JC...
Not Thumper!
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Originally posted by jcook11
Had to go to Ohio to sell my parents house and move them into a new one.My dad thank GOD got rid of his computer because he kept fucking it up......Having said that, we can turn our attention to the fact I'm a worthless attention whore with a crush on FORD
Wow.
Your dad has a house.
Your dad has a computer.
Guess he's two up on you, skippy
As opposed to a "rational" obsession with FORD, Doc ??Originally posted by Dr. Love
What is with this irrational obsession with FORD?
Well, I consider some Front Liners (B3, for example) to have a more rational obsession with FORD.
Originally posted by Dr. Love
Well, I consider some Front Liners (B3, for example) to have a more rational obsession with FORD.
I think Brian may be finally coming to grips with his sexuality, don't spook him now that he has one foot out of the closet
I have an Idea. Get him a loaded sawed-off shotgun & a "How to commit suicide for dipshits" book.Originally posted by jcook11
Anyway maybe you guys could help out with some ideas.
WIGGER STOMPER
Obviously it hasn't helped you any.Originally posted by larbo
I have an Idea. Get him a loaded sawed-off shotgun & a "How to commit suicide for dipshits" book.
why have'nt you deleted this thread yet you inferior nazi?
Because this isn't my forum, you sisterfucking numbskull
aaaaaawwwwwww. Did I make ooo mad?
Uhuhuhuhuhuh!Originally posted by FORD
Because this isn't my forum, you sisterfucking numbskull
HEY! LOOK! Everytime you say Ford.....POOOF! Nickpdiddyfresh appears. SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW....BROWN-NOSER! It must suck to live in the shadow of an idiot that prolly rode the short-bus to school, huh?
BITCHING AGAIN!Originally posted by larbo
HEY! LOOK! Everytime you say Ford.....POOOF! Nickpdiddyfresh appears. SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW....BROWN-NOSER! It must suck to live in the shadow of an idiot that prolly rode the short-bus to school, huh?
Really faggot?Originally posted by larbo
HEY! LOOK! Everytime you say Ford.....POOOF! Nickpdiddyfresh appears. SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW....BROWN-NOSER! It must suck to live in the shadow of an idiot that prolly rode the short-bus to school, huh?
Actually, every time some gay stalker starts a FORD thread, you're in it like the gayest stalker of 'em all...
Why don't you pretend to be a not-gay-racist-trying-to-reclaim-his-masculinity with your "long-time cuntpanion," Assbrush, on some other message board you knob-gobelin?
NICKY LIKES THE ROGAN BOARDS! NICKY LIKES THE ROGAN BOARDS! NICKY LIKES THE ROGAN BOARDS! 'CAUSE HE'S A FAAAAG!
Maybe you and JCOCK can get together and try to take pictures of FORD in the shower you fucking half-wit.Originally posted by larbo
NICKY LIKES THE ROGAN BOARDS! NICKY LIKES THE ROGAN BOARDS! NICKY LIKES THE ROGAN BOARDS! 'CAUSE HE'S A FAAAAG!
Besides, I thought you were leaving dick bag (for the second time also).
Last edited by Nickdfresh; 11-25-2005 at 08:58 PM.
Christ...Larbo is how old? 4?
I say we get FORD an autographed photo of Monica Blewinsky!!!!
I thought this was obvious? Get Ford a case of Guiness straight from Ireland.
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Verily, I believe we hath a winner!Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I thought this was obvious? Get Ford a case of Guiness straight from Ireland.
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Maybe you and JCOCK can get together and try to take pictures of FORD in the shower you fucking half-wit.
Besides, I thought you were leaving dick bag (for the second time also).
I never said I was leaving, cum target. Get your shit straight. & why are you thinking about ford in the shower???? Is there something about you two we should know about? In this case I don't wanna know! Oh! I said the name ford!!! watch this!!!POOOOOF!!
My suggestion is...
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
Rage Against The Machine Reunion on The steps of the White House while Ford is Giving Bush the Finger while W is impeached?
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Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
Or, the BCE hack-proof PC!
ROFL!
Actually you did say you were leaving --with your gay lover John "The Penis" HOLMES, now go pick his smegma out of your teeth sphincter-freak.Originally posted by larbo
I never said I was leaving, cum target. Get your shit straight. & why are you thinking about ford in the shower???? Is there something about you two we should know about? In this case I don't wanna know! Oh! I said the name ford!!! watch this!!!POOOOOF!!
Jeezus...
Meet us in the future, not the pasture
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Actually you did say you were leaving --with your gay lover John "The Penis" HOLMES, now go pick his smegma out of your teeth sphincter-freak.
I said I was signing off for now but I would be back, Smegma lips. And now I am so......Nicky. How's all of your little buddies over at the Rogan forums been? Do you have a Joe Rogan poster above your bed? BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAaa aa!!
Originally posted by larbo
I said I was signing off for now but I would be back, Smegma lips.
Wow, so clever LARBLOW...
Where ever did you get that cutting edge material, is there an echo in here? I swear I've seen that insult before....
"And now (You're) so...Nicky?" Dude, what does that mean, oh God, you're gay for me? Uhghhh!And now I am so......Nicky. How's all of your little buddies over at the Rogan forums been? Do you have a Joe Rogan poster above your bed? BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAaa aa!!
I haven't been to the ROGAN forum in while. Say, why don't you go over there? They'll fucking own you in 3...2...1 and then ban you like you will soon be here.
And how would you know what I have above my bed faggot, do you break into my pad when I'm at work and sniff my sheets and shit-soiled underwear? Fruit!
Go jerk off to your Ned Betty poster sperm-bank...
And smile, show your tooth bumpkin.
Ned Betty? I don't know who the fuck that is. Gay for you? I don't hang around rogan boards. You do. You admitted it. Even Ford & a couple others here questioned you about it & then you suddenly quit hangin' out there. Did they own you in 3....2....1... right up your pooper chute?Your closet door is opening wider & wider every day. Get a grip, man! Oh, and I have all of my teeth, unlike you city crack-heads.
Last edited by larbo; 11-29-2005 at 11:11 PM.
Ned Betty is the lost guy you and your "friends" raped in the woods after you tired of each others' assholes.Originally posted by larbo
Ned Betty? I don't know who the fuck that is. Gay for you? I don't hang around rogan boards. You do. You admitted it. Even Ford & a couple others here questioned you about it & then you suddenly quit hangin' out there. Did they own you in 3....2....1... right up your pooper chute?Your closet door is opening wider & wider every day. Get a grip, man! Oh, and I have all of my teeth, unlike you city crack-heads.
And what fucking delusional fantasy are you spewiong? FORD? Others" Said what? Dude, WTF are you talking about? I stopped hanging out there 'cause I don't have time too and it's a tad boring to me. Why don't you go talk to FLAPPO, he hangs out there.
ROTMFFLMMFAO......DAMN DUDE!Originally posted by Nickdfresh
sniff my sheets and shit-soiled underwear? Fruit!
Fuck, that killed me, ROTMFFLMMFAO.....
Just for the record....
I've never concerned myself with who posts at the "Rogan board". I don't even know what the "Rogan board" is, though I assume it has something to do with that Fear Factor scumbag who ruined "The Man Show". Never seen the board, never had the interest in the slightest.
So don't attach my name to anything that goes on over there, Burbank Bitch Boy.
Less fighting. More Christmas shopping!
We only have 25 more days to buy Ford a present!
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